Drabble-Everybody Needs Goals

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

Title: Everybody Needs Goals
Author: alliwantisanelf
Pairing: V/O
Rating: R
Warnings: Hold your nose. You'll see....
Summary: San Lorenzo has barely squeaked by to win the match 4-3. Viggo's ready to celebrate.
A/N: Picture prompt from stormatdusk. I was supposed to write a 100 word drabble in only 30 minutes, inspired by this picture:



Here's what happened:





"PHEEEW!!!"

"Whatta you expect, you git! It’s a porta-potty!"

"Meant the shirt."

"Oh. Sorry ‘bout that."

"Nah. Like sweaty."

"Stop rubbing on me! You’re all wet!"

"You need Ranger-lovin’!"

"Viggo! People’re looking!"

"Don’t care. Horny."

"Just ‘cause your team’s back from three down in the first half-hour, scoring two goals in the last five minutes! That’d make a goalpost horny."



. . . . .


"You’re lookin’ at me funny."

"Horny. You?"

"Hell, yeah."

"Come on, then. Time to SCORE!"

"Again???"


. . . . .



"Viggo?"

"Mmmm?"

"We’re in a porta-potty."

"Yeah."

"What’re you – Oh!"

*clunk*





"Oh, god...."

" ‘Zat good?"

"Oh... Don’t stop...."

"Mmm…."

"Oh, fuck.... I’m... OH!"




"GOOOOAAAAAL!"

Comments

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

Poor Viggo indeed!

There've been so many rumors about Orlando and his loo habits, like Dom saying that he absolutely can't pee if anyone's watching and the incident in Toronto at the Film Festival where his bodyguard cleared the bathroom and planted himself in front of the door. I just can't imagine him even bringing himself to TOUCH a porta-potty door!

But then again.... *shrugs* I guess it all depends on the incentive, yeah? *wink*

[oceansnset.livejournal.com]

Proper incentive and a really good distraction once he got him in there,
that would do it.

As long as Viggo didn't want him to pee, he'd be alright.