Drabble-Everybody Needs Goals

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

Title: Everybody Needs Goals
Author: alliwantisanelf
Pairing: V/O
Rating: R
Warnings: Hold your nose. You'll see....
Summary: San Lorenzo has barely squeaked by to win the match 4-3. Viggo's ready to celebrate.
A/N: Picture prompt from stormatdusk. I was supposed to write a 100 word drabble in only 30 minutes, inspired by this picture:



Here's what happened:





"PHEEEW!!!"

"Whatta you expect, you git! It’s a porta-potty!"

"Meant the shirt."

"Oh. Sorry ‘bout that."

"Nah. Like sweaty."

"Stop rubbing on me! You’re all wet!"

"You need Ranger-lovin’!"

"Viggo! People’re looking!"

"Don’t care. Horny."

"Just ‘cause your team’s back from three down in the first half-hour, scoring two goals in the last five minutes! That’d make a goalpost horny."



. . . . .


"You’re lookin’ at me funny."

"Horny. You?"

"Hell, yeah."

"Come on, then. Time to SCORE!"

"Again???"


. . . . .



"Viggo?"

"Mmmm?"

"We’re in a porta-potty."

"Yeah."

"What’re you – Oh!"

*clunk*





"Oh, god...."

" ‘Zat good?"

"Oh... Don’t stop...."

"Mmm…."

"Oh, fuck.... I’m... OH!"




"GOOOOAAAAAL!"

Comments

[invisible-dream.livejournal.com]

hehehehe i love viggo celebrations!! :D
*huggles*










(never thought i'd be able to comment here again *clings*)

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

He's certainly got a knack for doing it in unusual ways and places, doesn't he?

*huggles back*



(why?)

[invisible-dream.livejournal.com]

but that's why we love him, is it not? :D


(because all i've seen is orlando posts with no comment option. so i was worried i had missed something)

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

Amongst other things, yeah. *grins*

(He's beautiful, isn't he???)

[invisible-dream.livejournal.com]

hehehehe *big stupid grin*


(very much so...lucky bastard lol)

[dreamerswings42.livejournal.com]

Celebrate Good Times Come On.... gods showing my age! I can hear the song in my head!

Great job, 100 words are almost harder to do than a complete story! Thanks for sharing!

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Thanks alot. Now I've got that son stuck in my h--

Wait! Is that "The Love Boat" playing on the radio? It most certainly is! *gives back*

*giggles*

Actually, I find doing the hundred word thing fairly easy. I don't know why that works, except that it keeps me from spending extraordinary amounts of time thinking of things that I might need to research more adequately rather than just free-writing. Plus it keeps me focused on only a little bit at the time.

(Can you tell I'm having a heck of a time keeping focused on the WIP that's slowly redistributing itself from my head to the harddrive?)

Thanks for reading!!

[dreamerswings42.livejournal.com]

Arrgghhh NOT the Love Boat theme.... gawds.... you win LOL Wait the only thing that could maybe beat that is.... You put your right foot in ... you put your right foot out LOL

Peace~~~~ nite! hugs

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

You're right. Hokey Pokey beats Love Boat.

I'm sending you my special icon, just so you can sing that with Paris all night long....

*wink*

[dreamerswings42.livejournal.com]

Ok so you did something nice for me... if I have to have that song stuck in my head at least I've got a beauty to watch! Thanks xoxo have a great weekend.

[ireth06.livejournal.com]

I always thought soccer was boring....boy was I wrong!!!
Just lovingly funny! Thanks for sharing, hugs and kisses!!

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

Soccer WAS boring....when I was in high school and it was just girls running around and sweating all over.

TV soccer and stadium watching are MUCH MORE FUN.

Can you say "BUNS"????

I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for reading!

((HUGS))

[oceansecrets2.livejournal.com]

*GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!*


Welcome back! ((hugs))

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Thanks. I should get out more often, yeah?

((hugs back))

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

I so totally munged that up. Thank you.

I really should watch more tv, really, I should.

My brain is entirely fried right now. Must fix that.

Thanks. Really. I mean it. (hugs)

[oceansecrets2.livejournal.com]

Y;know, I'm just so thrilled to hear from you that you could have answered 'cheesy snickerdoodles' and it would have been fine with me. Hope you're doing all right - we miss you, and I'm a worrier. (Must be the Italian Catholic in me.)

[oceansnset.livejournal.com]

Here you have it.
The real reason why we don't see the two of them together at sporting events.
That's right, when his team is doing good, he misses most of the game being in the porta-potty.
Poor Viggo.

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

Poor Viggo indeed!

There've been so many rumors about Orlando and his loo habits, like Dom saying that he absolutely can't pee if anyone's watching and the incident in Toronto at the Film Festival where his bodyguard cleared the bathroom and planted himself in front of the door. I just can't imagine him even bringing himself to TOUCH a porta-potty door!

But then again.... *shrugs* I guess it all depends on the incentive, yeah? *wink*

[oceansnset.livejournal.com]

Proper incentive and a really good distraction once he got him in there,
that would do it.

As long as Viggo didn't want him to pee, he'd be alright.

[sarkka]

*waves Hi*

Loved this !

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

HI!

*waves back*

I'm glad you liked it! *snuggles*