Drabble-Everybody Needs Goals

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Title: Everybody Needs Goals
Author: alliwantisanelf
Pairing: V/O
Rating: R
Warnings: Hold your nose. You'll see....
Summary: San Lorenzo has barely squeaked by to win the match 4-3. Viggo's ready to celebrate.
A/N: Picture prompt from stormatdusk. I was supposed to write a 100 word drabble in only 30 minutes, inspired by this picture:



Here's what happened:





"PHEEEW!!!"

"Whatta you expect, you git! It’s a porta-potty!"

"Meant the shirt."

"Oh. Sorry ‘bout that."

"Nah. Like sweaty."

"Stop rubbing on me! You’re all wet!"

"You need Ranger-lovin’!"

"Viggo! People’re looking!"

"Don’t care. Horny."

"Just ‘cause your team’s back from three down in the first half-hour, scoring two goals in the last five minutes! That’d make a goalpost horny."



. . . . .


"You’re lookin’ at me funny."

"Horny. You?"

"Hell, yeah."

"Come on, then. Time to SCORE!"

"Again???"


. . . . .



"Viggo?"

"Mmmm?"

"We’re in a porta-potty."

"Yeah."

"What’re you – Oh!"

*clunk*





"Oh, god...."

" ‘Zat good?"

"Oh... Don’t stop...."

"Mmm…."

"Oh, fuck.... I’m... OH!"




"GOOOOAAAAAL!"