V/O FIC: Road signs
Jan. 16th, 2009 04:46 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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vigorliTitle: ROAD SIGNS
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obvmluver
Beta: None this time. All mistakes are my own.
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando, Vig's POV
Rating: NC-17 just to be safe.
Warnings: An attempt at Crack!fic, MPREG
Summary: Road signs can be fun.
Disclamer: Yeah, if I said this is real, I'd be lying. Sadly.
I was cycling once...
...when I met a young man with a perfect butt.
We mucked around for a time...
...and soon he was ready.
He was like a wild animal...
...but then he spread his thighs...
... and I pushed IT in.
He complained about its size...
...and I about his weight.
We swung to and fro for a while...
...tried new positions...
...and speeds.
We did it behind a fence...
...and in bed,
and when I reached the point of no return...
...he yelled 'STOP!'.
He hadn't remembered to take his pills.
My interest vanished to thin air...
...and we parted ways.
I took a long journey and...
...when I returned I got a phone call.
He had just been discharged from the hospital and...
...I had become a father.
My world shattered to pieces.
Today I walk.
~FIN~
Author:
obvmluverBeta: None this time. All mistakes are my own.
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando, Vig's POV
Rating: NC-17 just to be safe.
Warnings: An attempt at Crack!fic, MPREG
Summary: Road signs can be fun.
Disclamer: Yeah, if I said this is real, I'd be lying. Sadly.
I was cycling once... ...when I met a young man with a perfect butt. We mucked around for a time... ...and soon he was ready. He was like a wild animal... ...but then he spread his thighs... ... and I pushed IT in. He complained about its size... ...and I about his weight. We swung to and fro for a while... ...tried new positions... ...and speeds. We did it behind a fence... ...and in bed, and when I reached the point of no return... ...he yelled 'STOP!'. He hadn't remembered to take his pills. My interest vanished to thin air... ...and we parted ways. I took a long journey and... ...when I returned I got a phone call. He had just been discharged from the hospital and... ...I had become a father. My world shattered to pieces. Today I walk.~FIN~
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Date: 2009-01-16 03:25 pm (UTC)Good thing you enjoyed. This was made to please, to make people laugh.=D