V/O FIC: Road signs

[obvmluver.livejournal.com]

Title: ROAD SIGNS
Author: obvmluver
Beta: None this time. All mistakes are my own.
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando, Vig's POV
Rating: NC-17 just to be safe.
Warnings: An attempt at Crack!fic, MPREG
Summary: Road signs can be fun.
Disclamer: Yeah, if I said this is real, I'd be lying. Sadly.



I was cycling once...

...when I met a young man with a perfect butt.

We mucked around for a time...

...and soon he was ready.

He was like a wild animal...

...but then he spread his thighs...

... and I pushed IT in.

He complained about its size...

...and I about his weight.

We swung to and fro for a while...

...tried new positions...

...and speeds.

We did it behind a fence...

...and in bed,

and when I reached the point of no return...

...he yelled 'STOP!'.

He hadn't remembered to take his pills.

My interest vanished to thin air...

...and we parted ways.

I took a long journey and...

...when I returned I got a phone call.

He had just been discharged from the hospital and...

...I had become a father.

My world shattered to pieces.

Today I walk.

~FIN~

Comments

[dilleydalley.livejournal.com]

LMAO That was funny, and very clever!

[obvmluver.livejournal.com]

Thanks. =D

[obvmluver.livejournal.com]

*cackles* This just had to be done. =D

[weepingnaiad.livejournal.com]

That was so funny and terribly clever!

*hugs*
WN

[obvmluver.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
Good thing you enjoyed. This was made to please, to make people laugh.=D

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

That was just great. Very cool use of signs, too. XD

[obvmluver.livejournal.com]

I had been thinking about this for long, whether I should do it or not. Finally I gave in and that's the result. =D

[tati.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[obvmluver.livejournal.com]

Good thing I could make you laugh. =D

[silverpantera.livejournal.com]

Two things: # 1: LOL!!! & # 2: ROTFL!!! Whichever fits you best!!!

Nice way to make me put attention to road signs next time I drive my car to work.

Well done,
SP

[obvmluver.livejournal.com]

I hope this will give you extra grins as you drive.
Thank you. =D

[winky3018.livejournal.com]

*giggles and snorts*

[obvmluver.livejournal.com]

*joins in the giggling*

[winky3018.livejournal.com]

Oh good, it is more fun to have someone to giggle with! :)

*reads again*

*still giggling*