vigorli

Title: Snow White and the Seven Perves
Author:

silvan_lady
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom with various other LOTR characters
Rating: NC-17
Warning AU, Silv's Christmas crack, No vertically-challenged persons were harmed in the writing of this fic, but one fairy story may never be the same again.
Beta:

gattodoro who is probably the only person I know who may be slightly more bonkers than I am!
Feedback: Tell me I'm nuts! (Please)
Archived/crossposted:

vigorli,

switch_bottoms,

adorf_ckable.
Disclaimer: This is a fairy story - last time I looked no-one thought they were true, and this one is no exception, although it's quite possible that this version makes the original look plausible!

Author's Note: Dedicated to my darling dearest wonderful Lil' Sis', my Slashy Sister, my other half-of-brain,

nurseowens because I like to make her smile :))

Snow White and the Seven Perves

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*** Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas***
***and health and happiness in the New Year ***
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