FIC: Mawage
Sep. 24th, 2007 06:45 amTitle: Mawage
Author: Ranmaru
Rating: PG
Summary: Orlando calls VIggo.
Disclaimer: Don't know, don't own, just playing.
“Mawage!”
Viggo pulled the phone away from his ear, looked at it then cautiously brought it closer to his head again. “I’m sorry?”
“Marriage, old man.”
“Ah.” Viggo scratched the back of his head. “A fine institution,” he told
“My cousin’s making the leap. Taking the plunge.”
“Congratulations.”
“Why? I’m not getting married.” There was a pause. “Am I?”
“No. At least not to me. Not right now anyway.”
“Oh, so there’s a chance in the future of you getting down on one knee?”
“In the future, if I get down on one knee, there’s a very good chance I’d never be able to get back up again.”
“Good position to give head though.”
“Agreed.”
“Want to come?”
“Always,” Viggo answered vehemently.
“To the wedding, idiot. It’s next week.”
“Not particularly.”
“Didn’t think so.”
“I could…”
“Fly to
“Forget it. I’m giving up sex for Lent.”
“Lent is over.”
“Details.”
“Fine, you could what?”
“Fly to
“Viggo.”
“And be waiting for your drunken self after the wedding. I’ve found it to be the best time to molest your young, nubile body.”
“Ohh, that’s a brilliant idea.”
“I know.” Viggo grinned, his mind already planning what he’d do to Orli when they were together again.
“You’re so smart.”
“I am.”
“Want to have phone sex?”
“Henry’s here.”
“Damn. Oh well then.”
“Call me later.”
“Going out to have a “one week until the loss of freedom” party. My uncle is paying for all of the drinks.”
“Be careful.”
“Yes, dad.”
“Mouthy elf.”
“Yeah. Tomorrow. Phone sex.
“
Viggo hung up the phone and looked at Henry who was watching him with a smirk that was occasionally seen on his father’s face. “
“Right. Was that before or after he made an appointment for phone sex?”
The End
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Date: 2007-09-25 04:04 am (UTC)-Shilpa
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Date: 2007-09-25 07:06 am (UTC)Cheers :)
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Date: 2007-09-25 07:11 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2007-09-25 01:32 pm (UTC)Very cute! Thanks for sharing it!
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