Captain Crunch Drabble

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Title: Captain Crunch
Author: alliwantisanelf
Pairing: V/O
Rated: Arrrrrgh
Summary: It's what's for breakfast....
A/N: Drabble, exactly 100 words. It's all stormatdusk's fault. *points finger* She made me do it.



Captain Crunch



“What the fuck’s that?”

“Captain’s hat. Method actor, remember?”

“You look more like Captain Crunch with a blitherin’ porn moustache.”

“Behave or I’ll be Captain Munch.”

“Yeah, and then I’ll be sorry.”

“Nope. Then you’ll be Cabin Boy.”

“Sod off, Viggo. I’m trying to eat my cereal.”

“Is that your dagger, or Arrrrhh you just glad to see me?”

“You’re absobloodylutely mad, mate.”

“Well?”

“That’s no dagger, luv. That’s the world’s biggest cutlass. Sharp as steel and thick as your mother’s arm.”

“Make me walk the plank?”

“Aren’t you Captain? Let you suck it.”

“’Tis mutiny. Put down the spoon.”

Comments

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

You're one of those who writes poetry but it doesn't rhyme, aren't you?

I shoulda known....

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as Orli.

[alliwantisanelf.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. And next it'll be toaster haiku....

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

HA! already written, love!