vigorli

Title: Ow
Author:

vatulele
Rating: pg-13
Summary: Well, I'm having cramps from hell, so I decided to cause some discomfort in Orlando and Viggo's evening.

"Ow...Ow...Ow...Ow."

"What exactly are you doing in there?" Viggo asked from the bed, turning his eyes towards the closed bathroom door where his lover had currently taken up residence.

"...Nothing."

"Somethings making you say 'ow' every two seconds."

Orlando tried to think of a good excuse. "...hangnail?"

"You sure about that?"

"Yes?"

Viggo had, had enough of this, whatever Orlando was having issues with, it wasn't something he couldn't help. So he stealthily crawled out of bed towards the bathroom door, his bare feet not making a sound on the thick carpet.

"Take another step closer and my hair dryers going straight at your head."

"Orlando, really baby, what's the matter?" Viggo asked hand stretching towards the door knob.

"Don't come in, please! Really, I mean it, I have said hairdryer in my hand." Viggo didn't listen.

"You didn't throw it."

"You really thought I'd throw my ionic, ceramic, top of the line, three hundred dollar hair dryer at your head? Please. Money doesn't grow on trees you know." Orlando said while shielding one side of his face from Viggo.

"What's the matter with your face?"

"No, please, it's disgusting."

"Orlando." Viggo said in what he hoped was his don't fuck around our else you're going to get tickled voice.

"Fine, fine, just don't tickle me, look, see? I'm hideous!" Orlando said pulling his hand away from his face.

"Is that what all that owing was for? You were trying to pop your zit?" Laughter started to bubble out of Viggo, as he continued to look at the small, red bump to the side of Orlando's nose.

"Shut up. I'm thirty years old, I'm not supposed to get zits anymore!"

"Jeeze, you were going to pop it onto the mirror too weren't you? I hope you were planning on wiping it off." Viggo continued to laugh as he made his way back to bed.

"Oh, piss off old man, least I've never gotten one on my ass!"

"...THAT WAS FROM SPENDING ALL DAY RIDING A HORSE!"