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Title: As it should be
Author: raphaha
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, all lies
Beta: silvan_lady The Best!





As it should be


"Viggo? Do you think I'm a twink?"

"Hm?"

"Viggo, are you listening what I'm saying?" *arched eyebrow*

"Uhm, yes, you asked ... uhm... Could you please repeat the question, love?"

"I don't understand these people." *Ranting* "I mean, they don't even know me and yet all they do is to describe me as a cowering, prissy weakling." *Pout*

"Orlando? Have you been reading those internet stories again?" *Suspicion*

"Uhm..." *Innocent smile* "Yes, maybe a tiny bit."

"We discussed this before and you promised me to never, ever read slash again." *Grumble*

"I'm sorry, Vig, but I was so bored and ... well, okay, I swear, I'll not do it again. I know how bad you feel about all this." *Cuddling closer*

"You do realise that all the stuff they write there is total fantasy?" *Mumbling* " And I can't compare to the man they always describe me as."

"Come on, darling, you know how I love you in the role of the big, butchy top and saviour of damsels in distress." *Giggles*

"Humph!"

"Aaawww Viiigooo, it's okay." *Tender kiss* "I love you just the way you are." *Snuggling*

"Love you too."

*Kissing and fumbling*

"Okay, Viggo, is this enough lube?" *Probing*

"Umpf..." *Incoherent moan*

"Would you please spread your legs a bit farther for me, Vig?!"

*Fireworks*

Comments

[illiadri.livejournal.com]

"Viggo? Do you think I'm a twink?"

Possibly one of the greatest fic opening lines ever. It made me snort the water I was drinking at the time. Just the thought of those words leaving those perfect lips *lol*

And yes.. *fireworks*.. that is definitely as it should be :)

[christa-charlie.livejournal.com]

priceless!

[raphaha.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *squishes*
I hope you are okay after the nose snorting thingy?? :))

[raphaha.livejournal.com]

Thank you for your comment.
I hope *guhs and giggles* are a good thing? *ponders*

[raphaha.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!!

[gypsy-wonderer.livejournal.com]

priceless indeed!!! briliant actually, so much said in just a few words.
:)

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

HA!!

[raphaha.livejournal.com]

Awww, thank you, that's very kind!

[raphaha.livejournal.com]

HA???
I hope that's a good HA??? *is worried now*

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

that's a holy moly, this is darn funny HA!

[rifleman-s.livejournal.com]

*happy giggle*

Lovely!!

[raphaha.livejournal.com]

Thank you for your comment.
You can't imagine how much it means to me to have so much positive fb to my first officially posted story.