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Title: As it should be
Author: raphaha
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, all lies
Beta: silvan_lady The Best!





As it should be


"Viggo? Do you think I'm a twink?"

"Hm?"

"Viggo, are you listening what I'm saying?" *arched eyebrow*

"Uhm, yes, you asked ... uhm... Could you please repeat the question, love?"

"I don't understand these people." *Ranting* "I mean, they don't even know me and yet all they do is to describe me as a cowering, prissy weakling." *Pout*

"Orlando? Have you been reading those internet stories again?" *Suspicion*

"Uhm..." *Innocent smile* "Yes, maybe a tiny bit."

"We discussed this before and you promised me to never, ever read slash again." *Grumble*

"I'm sorry, Vig, but I was so bored and ... well, okay, I swear, I'll not do it again. I know how bad you feel about all this." *Cuddling closer*

"You do realise that all the stuff they write there is total fantasy?" *Mumbling* " And I can't compare to the man they always describe me as."

"Come on, darling, you know how I love you in the role of the big, butchy top and saviour of damsels in distress." *Giggles*

"Humph!"

"Aaawww Viiigooo, it's okay." *Tender kiss* "I love you just the way you are." *Snuggling*

"Love you too."

*Kissing and fumbling*

"Okay, Viggo, is this enough lube?" *Probing*

"Umpf..." *Incoherent moan*

"Would you please spread your legs a bit farther for me, Vig?!"

*Fireworks*