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vigorliTitle: Fall Where They May
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vatulele[Unknown site tag]
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The jigs up.
Discalimer: Oh really, has this happened?! If it had, I fully doubt I'd be the first to report it.
Feedback: Always nice to receive :)
A/N Turned out way sillier than I had originally planned, but what can you do?
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vatulele[Unknown site tag]Rating: PG-13
Summary: The jigs up.
Discalimer: Oh really, has this happened?! If it had, I fully doubt I'd be the first to report it.
Feedback: Always nice to receive :)
A/N Turned out way sillier than I had originally planned, but what can you do?
"I'll come over. I want to congratulate you on your debut. "
"No, no stay at the hotel, it'll look less suspicious than you coming over here. I mean I do want you here Vig, its just, we've been so careful for so long, why, why risk anything happening."
"They'll be wondering why you went to a hotel when you have a brand new apartment."
"I know but they also know where its at, I don't want an alarm to be raised over you being in the area. Okay? I'll be over in less than thirty."
"Okay, don't be obvious, no scarves it's July for Christ's sake."
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"BLOOM'S STEAMY NIGHT WITH FORMER CO-STAR?"
Hollywood star Orlando Bloom was spotted arriving at the Charlotte Street Hotel in London, around ten PM last night and entering through the service doors in the back of the hotel. Inside sources from the hotel said Bloom's date was already staying at the hotel, because as we all know Mr. Bloom has just had a 'green' flat finished right here in London so why would the handsome man need a hotel? When Bloom arrived, wearing a hat pulled low, dark sunglasses, with a light coat and scarf he immediately made his way to the top floor. Now our sources can't give away the information of who exactly was staying in the penthouse suite that night but they did manage to give us this little tidbit, whomever Mr. Bloom was going to see, they'd worked together in films before, and our sources say it might not be who your thinking of.
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"Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit." Phone ringing, right, pick it up.
"ORLANDO!" shit.
"Yes Robin my dearest?"
"Oh don't you dare try to play all innocent on me, I've let you have your fun with Viggo so long as you KEPT IT QUIET! It's all over the news now, do you know how much PR I have to do to smooth this over?"
"Well...to my defense, they all think I'm actually shagging a girl. Most of them think it's Kiki anyway, but whomever thinks I prefer tacos over sausages isn't in their right mind."
"EXACTLY! IT'S ME WHO GOT THEM OUT OF THEIR RIGHT MINDS!"
"Oh. Right. Okay so what lucky lady do I have to be seen with to smooth this all over? Hmm?"
"That's the thing Orlando, you won't be seen with any lucky ladies. I quit. Deal with this on your own."
"Umm....wait, what?"
"I. Quit. Simple enough, goodbye Orlando."
...shit...
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"We have to tell, Orlando this isn't going away like we thought it would."
"Are you sure? I mean I'm happy being holed up in the house with photographers stationed outside every minute of the day. Really."
"Orlando, the reporters are going after everyone whose close to you now. I expect you heard about Liv?"
"No, I haven't been going outside to get the paper, what happened?"
"Some reporters cornered her and Milo while they were out in New York the other day, police were called because they were blocking the street."
"Shit. They're okay right?"
"They're fine, Liv is being sued for harassment though, apparently she had some stilettos on and wasn't afraid to use them against the more zealous interviewers."
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"As you all have come to read in the newspapers and on the television, I have been seeing someone in secrecy for sometime now. This fall it will be going on eight years. Longer than most Hollywood marriages, yes I know. Yes, I also know that from 2003 until 2005 I had a 'relationship' with Kate Bosworth. This was not a real relationship, all it was was a fabrication to 'cement' my sexuality. Kate Bosworth acted as my 'beard' a female actress posing to be the girlfriend of a well known actor with questionable sexuality. My sexuality is that of a gay man. I've been head over heels in love with the same man since 1999 when I was twenty-two years old. That man is my hero, my rock, my number one supporter, and not least of all my soul mate. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Viggo Mortensen.
"No, no stay at the hotel, it'll look less suspicious than you coming over here. I mean I do want you here Vig, its just, we've been so careful for so long, why, why risk anything happening."
"They'll be wondering why you went to a hotel when you have a brand new apartment."
"I know but they also know where its at, I don't want an alarm to be raised over you being in the area. Okay? I'll be over in less than thirty."
"Okay, don't be obvious, no scarves it's July for Christ's sake."
*********************************************************************
"BLOOM'S STEAMY NIGHT WITH FORMER CO-STAR?"
Hollywood star Orlando Bloom was spotted arriving at the Charlotte Street Hotel in London, around ten PM last night and entering through the service doors in the back of the hotel. Inside sources from the hotel said Bloom's date was already staying at the hotel, because as we all know Mr. Bloom has just had a 'green' flat finished right here in London so why would the handsome man need a hotel? When Bloom arrived, wearing a hat pulled low, dark sunglasses, with a light coat and scarf he immediately made his way to the top floor. Now our sources can't give away the information of who exactly was staying in the penthouse suite that night but they did manage to give us this little tidbit, whomever Mr. Bloom was going to see, they'd worked together in films before, and our sources say it might not be who your thinking of.
*********************************************************************
"Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit." Phone ringing, right, pick it up.
"ORLANDO!" shit.
"Yes Robin my dearest?"
"Oh don't you dare try to play all innocent on me, I've let you have your fun with Viggo so long as you KEPT IT QUIET! It's all over the news now, do you know how much PR I have to do to smooth this over?"
"Well...to my defense, they all think I'm actually shagging a girl. Most of them think it's Kiki anyway, but whomever thinks I prefer tacos over sausages isn't in their right mind."
"EXACTLY! IT'S ME WHO GOT THEM OUT OF THEIR RIGHT MINDS!"
"Oh. Right. Okay so what lucky lady do I have to be seen with to smooth this all over? Hmm?"
"That's the thing Orlando, you won't be seen with any lucky ladies. I quit. Deal with this on your own."
"Umm....wait, what?"
"I. Quit. Simple enough, goodbye Orlando."
...shit...
*********************************************************************
"We have to tell, Orlando this isn't going away like we thought it would."
"Are you sure? I mean I'm happy being holed up in the house with photographers stationed outside every minute of the day. Really."
"Orlando, the reporters are going after everyone whose close to you now. I expect you heard about Liv?"
"No, I haven't been going outside to get the paper, what happened?"
"Some reporters cornered her and Milo while they were out in New York the other day, police were called because they were blocking the street."
"Shit. They're okay right?"
"They're fine, Liv is being sued for harassment though, apparently she had some stilettos on and wasn't afraid to use them against the more zealous interviewers."
**********************************************************************
"As you all have come to read in the newspapers and on the television, I have been seeing someone in secrecy for sometime now. This fall it will be going on eight years. Longer than most Hollywood marriages, yes I know. Yes, I also know that from 2003 until 2005 I had a 'relationship' with Kate Bosworth. This was not a real relationship, all it was was a fabrication to 'cement' my sexuality. Kate Bosworth acted as my 'beard' a female actress posing to be the girlfriend of a well known actor with questionable sexuality. My sexuality is that of a gay man. I've been head over heels in love with the same man since 1999 when I was twenty-two years old. That man is my hero, my rock, my number one supporter, and not least of all my soul mate. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Viggo Mortensen.
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Date: 2007-07-24 10:43 am (UTC)Ahhh maybe one day.... *le sigh*
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Date: 2007-07-26 01:03 pm (UTC)According to the "THE SECRET" we attract what we think, maybe we should have as many possible to picture this in our minds, this might actually happen. LOL *dreaming*