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Title: Male Order Bride.
Author: Razzle
Pairing: Viggorli
Rating: NC17
Summary: Real Dolls. Ever seen the movie Mannequin? No? Pinnochio?
Warnings: Crack! FETISH
Cliff Richard, Living Doll
A/N: Written for claireyfairy1 for her birthday but late, because I'm a loser. I'd apologise but I couldn't possibly.

Gonna lock him up in a trunk, so no big hunk can steal him away from me...