vigorli

Title: To Wherever It May Lead: A Soap Opera (1/?)
Author: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC17
Warnings: AU, cheesy dialogue, soap-opera twists, bad plot devices, evil twins, beautiful amnesiacs, inexplicable comas, courtroom trials and all manner of soap opera clichés. Oh and het :P But only fictional daytime soap het.
Summary: Sex and suffering in the afternoon. Except not much suffering for Viggo and Orlando. Their characters however, are another story.
Disclaimer: Viggo and Orlando sure as hell aren't daytime television actors starring on a show called To Wherever It May Lead. At least not in THIS universe.
Beta: none, all mistakes my own
Note: This story will be a permanent work in progress, or rather a serial like all soap operas. Also, like any television series the network may cancel it at any time. ;)
Dedicated to [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]. One day I will hunt you down for this one, mark my words. *cue dramatic music*

(The kiss was perfection. It was like harmony, melody, and everything wonderful and good on this earth. And then it was over as a door crashed open and a voice boomed.