Hope everyone had a great Christmas...
Dec. 29th, 2004 06:45 pmand I hope you all have a happy New Year.
Title: Obvious
Author:
lostmyfish
Rating: G
Pairing: Viggo, Orlando
Summary: Orlando's being his usual self.
Warning: This is my second attempt and it's unbeta-ed (would anyone be willing to beta for me? I need to be controlled because if you think this is bad...), sorry.
Disclaimer: This isn't real, I made it all up.
Dom turns around in his chair, scanning the canteen for gossip. Spotting a familiar sight, he rolls his eyes. "Just look at him."
"Brazen hussy," Bean chuckles.
"Could he be any more obvious?" Billy wonders.
Dom turns back to his companions and clears his throat, adopts a high, feminine voice. "Oh Viggo, you're so handsome, let me stroke your hair! Oh Viggo, let me feel your manly broad shoulders! Oh Viggo, kiss me! Oh-" his theatrics are cut short by a projectile bread roll.
"Oi, you wanker!" Orlando takes the seat next to him. "I do not talk like that."
"Maybe your voice isn't that high," Dom concedes, picking up the roll and tearing off a chunk. "But seriously, mate, could you be any more obvious? You're all over him."
Orlando looks stricken. "Can you blame me? He's... he's Viggo," he finishes lamely, frustrated at not finding the words.
"It's all right, lad," Bean smiles reassuringly. "It's just a crush. These things pass."
"Yeah, just a crush," Orlando echoes quietly, his face aching with the effort of returning a smile.
Title: Obvious
Author:
Rating: G
Pairing: Viggo, Orlando
Summary: Orlando's being his usual self.
Warning: This is my second attempt and it's unbeta-ed (would anyone be willing to beta for me? I need to be controlled because if you think this is bad...), sorry.
Disclaimer: This isn't real, I made it all up.
Dom turns around in his chair, scanning the canteen for gossip. Spotting a familiar sight, he rolls his eyes. "Just look at him."
"Brazen hussy," Bean chuckles.
"Could he be any more obvious?" Billy wonders.
Dom turns back to his companions and clears his throat, adopts a high, feminine voice. "Oh Viggo, you're so handsome, let me stroke your hair! Oh Viggo, let me feel your manly broad shoulders! Oh Viggo, kiss me! Oh-" his theatrics are cut short by a projectile bread roll.
"Oi, you wanker!" Orlando takes the seat next to him. "I do not talk like that."
"Maybe your voice isn't that high," Dom concedes, picking up the roll and tearing off a chunk. "But seriously, mate, could you be any more obvious? You're all over him."
Orlando looks stricken. "Can you blame me? He's... he's Viggo," he finishes lamely, frustrated at not finding the words.
"It's all right, lad," Bean smiles reassuringly. "It's just a crush. These things pass."
"Yeah, just a crush," Orlando echoes quietly, his face aching with the effort of returning a smile.
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Date: 2004-12-29 07:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-29 07:44 pm (UTC):) :)
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Date: 2004-12-29 08:01 pm (UTC)My heart broke for Orlando with that last line. Very well done :)
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Date: 2004-12-29 08:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-29 09:13 pm (UTC)I hope he'll get Viggo in the end. He's such a cutie!
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Date: 2004-12-29 09:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-29 11:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-30 08:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-30 05:19 pm (UTC)I don't know who made it, I've seen several people use it and have asked some of them if they know who did it but nobody seems to know. You're welcome to use it I guess :)
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Date: 2005-01-03 02:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-03 02:20 pm (UTC)Is that from the Pirates junket?
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Date: 2005-01-03 02:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-03 02:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-03 02:27 pm (UTC)Thanks again for the offer.
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Date: 2005-01-03 02:29 pm (UTC)You're brilliant.
Thanks for the feedback, a sequel is on the way.
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Date: 2005-01-03 02:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-03 02:44 pm (UTC)and of course does vig understand orlish! he's the one and only official translator :p
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Date: 2005-01-03 02:56 pm (UTC)and i'm typing it up as we speak ;) you know... the celebration and stuff *blushes*
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Date: 2005-01-03 03:36 pm (UTC)Just read it again ... very well done, especially with so few words. You conveyed so much in that short space.
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Date: 2005-01-03 05:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-03 07:21 pm (UTC)youre worth more than two smilies hey!
♥ ♥ ♥
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Date: 2005-06-19 02:53 pm (UTC)