vigorli

and I hope you all have a happy New Year.

Title: Obvious
Author:

lostmyfish
Rating: G
Pairing: Viggo, Orlando
Summary: Orlando's being his usual self.
Warning: This is my second attempt and it's unbeta-ed (would anyone be willing to beta for me? I need to be controlled because if you think this is bad...), sorry.
Disclaimer: This isn't real, I made it all up.

Dom turns around in his chair, scanning the canteen for gossip. Spotting a familiar sight, he rolls his eyes. "Just look at him."

"Brazen hussy," Bean chuckles.

"Could he be any more obvious?" Billy wonders.

Dom turns back to his companions and clears his throat, adopts a high, feminine voice. "Oh Viggo, you're so handsome, let me stroke your hair! Oh Viggo, let me feel your manly broad shoulders! Oh Viggo, kiss me! Oh-" his theatrics are cut short by a projectile bread roll.

"Oi, you wanker!" Orlando takes the seat next to him. "I do not talk like that."

"Maybe your voice isn't that high," Dom concedes, picking up the roll and tearing off a chunk. "But seriously, mate, could you be any more obvious? You're all over him."

Orlando looks stricken. "Can you blame me? He's... he's Viggo," he finishes lamely, frustrated at not finding the words.

"It's all right, lad," Bean smiles reassuringly. "It's just a crush. These things pass."

"Yeah, just a crush," Orlando echoes quietly, his face aching with the effort of returning a smile.