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vigorliTitle: Support
Author: Vatulele
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Orlando feels down after being ushered down the red carpet and not being able to sign autographs at the Pirates Premeier.
Warnings: Slightly a crack!fic, all dialog
Beta: All mistakes are mine
Disclaimer: FICTION, FICTION, FICTION, FICTION. None of this ever happened, and it most likely never will, if it does, I’m a psychic and you all should fear me. I don’t mean any harm by writing this, so please don’t sue me Mr. Bloom’s and Mr. Mortensen’s lawyers because for all the money it would cost to take me to court, I wouldn’t be able to reciprocate because I’m just a poor, lowly girl with mediocre writing skills.
Feedback: A must have like sparklers on the 4th of July.
"I just feel so God dammned shitty about it."
"Stop pulling on your facial hair."
"Don't do that it's creepy. Over half of them Vig. Over half. They'd all been waiting over sixteen hours to see us, and over half of them didn't see us."
"They know it's not your fault-"
"You don't understand Vig, they were sobbing! Not just crying, sobbing, bawling, they waited all that time and I didn't even get to say hi to them, I just walked along like a good little boy right behind Johnny."
"Johnny didn't put up a fight, that's suprising."
"Oh no, Johnny was on the verge of punching the security guards out and running to the fans. He told the Disney people he needed to sign stuff, but they told him it was either be escorted down with the security people or forget about walking down the carpet at all."
"That's a little harsh."
"Tell me about it love, I feel so damn shitty about it."
"Well don't, because I'm sure all your dedicated fans know it was the evil Disney corperation that did it and not you and Johnny."
"Yeah but-Hold on I got a fax comming in...Hey! Hey! Listen to this! My fans really don't hate me listen!"
'Dear Orlando Bloom (c/o Spanky Taylor,)
I know Orlando most likely wont read this letter, but if at all possible, tell him his fans that were at the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest Premiere, don’t blame him for not stopping on the last half of the red carpet. We know it was the Disney Officials who made himself and Johnny Depp skip through the last half of the fans. We know they both would have stopped if they could have and given every single person an autograph if they really wanted one.
Sincerely yours,
Olivia L. Farr'
"See! I told you they don't hate you."
"Well you have to not hate me, it's like required since we're involved."
"Wanna bet?"
"Don't be mean."
"Sorry..."
"I think I'll issue a formal appology to all those people who didn't get an autograph, maybe I'll do it on Good Morning America...Or Conan....or both..."
"Good for you."
"Yeah, that will ensure they don't hate me. Well love, I'm going to go, annother exciting day of being told what to do, wear, say, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. I love you Vig."
"I know Elf, I love you too."
"Are you always gonna call me 'Elf'? Why can't I be a pirate, or a knight, or-"
"Rentboy?"
"Shush, night Vig."
"Goodnight...my fearsome pirate."
"Thats better. Night."
"Night."
Author: Vatulele
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Orlando feels down after being ushered down the red carpet and not being able to sign autographs at the Pirates Premeier.
Warnings: Slightly a crack!fic, all dialog
Beta: All mistakes are mine
Disclaimer: FICTION, FICTION, FICTION, FICTION. None of this ever happened, and it most likely never will, if it does, I’m a psychic and you all should fear me. I don’t mean any harm by writing this, so please don’t sue me Mr. Bloom’s and Mr. Mortensen’s lawyers because for all the money it would cost to take me to court, I wouldn’t be able to reciprocate because I’m just a poor, lowly girl with mediocre writing skills.
Feedback: A must have like sparklers on the 4th of July.
"I just feel so God dammned shitty about it."
"Stop pulling on your facial hair."
"Don't do that it's creepy. Over half of them Vig. Over half. They'd all been waiting over sixteen hours to see us, and over half of them didn't see us."
"They know it's not your fault-"
"You don't understand Vig, they were sobbing! Not just crying, sobbing, bawling, they waited all that time and I didn't even get to say hi to them, I just walked along like a good little boy right behind Johnny."
"Johnny didn't put up a fight, that's suprising."
"Oh no, Johnny was on the verge of punching the security guards out and running to the fans. He told the Disney people he needed to sign stuff, but they told him it was either be escorted down with the security people or forget about walking down the carpet at all."
"That's a little harsh."
"Tell me about it love, I feel so damn shitty about it."
"Well don't, because I'm sure all your dedicated fans know it was the evil Disney corperation that did it and not you and Johnny."
"Yeah but-Hold on I got a fax comming in...Hey! Hey! Listen to this! My fans really don't hate me listen!"
'Dear Orlando Bloom (c/o Spanky Taylor,)
I know Orlando most likely wont read this letter, but if at all possible, tell him his fans that were at the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest Premiere, don’t blame him for not stopping on the last half of the red carpet. We know it was the Disney Officials who made himself and Johnny Depp skip through the last half of the fans. We know they both would have stopped if they could have and given every single person an autograph if they really wanted one.
Sincerely yours,
Olivia L. Farr'
"See! I told you they don't hate you."
"Well you have to not hate me, it's like required since we're involved."
"Wanna bet?"
"Don't be mean."
"Sorry..."
"I think I'll issue a formal appology to all those people who didn't get an autograph, maybe I'll do it on Good Morning America...Or Conan....or both..."
"Good for you."
"Yeah, that will ensure they don't hate me. Well love, I'm going to go, annother exciting day of being told what to do, wear, say, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. I love you Vig."
"I know Elf, I love you too."
"Are you always gonna call me 'Elf'? Why can't I be a pirate, or a knight, or-"
"Rentboy?"
"Shush, night Vig."
"Goodnight...my fearsome pirate."
"Thats better. Night."
"Night."
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Date: 2006-06-26 12:38 pm (UTC)and of course, how can we hate you Orli. We love you.
p.s. he looks much happier than he was at the superman return pre.*evil grin*
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Date: 2006-06-26 06:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-26 11:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-26 04:33 pm (UTC)Aaahh!
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Date: 2006-06-26 06:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-26 06:32 pm (UTC)*lol* I always love those conversations between Orli and Vig
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Date: 2006-06-26 06:48 pm (UTC)Yeah convo fics between Vig and Orli are deffinately some of my faves.