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vigorliTitle: The Wide (Web) World of Orlando Bloom
Author: Vatulele
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG
Summary: What if Orlando isn't as computer innept as he lets on...
Warnings: Crack! Total Crack fic! Has no point at all, it's total Crack! Absolutely no point. Semi Kate Bosworth bashing, not much though. Orlando's fruityer than a fruit basket but thats my crack!orlando so deal! I think I've had too much crack while writing this little ficlet...crack...
Disclaimer: It's all made up, not real, fake, fake, fake. I've never met Orlando or Viggo. All this has come from my crazy imagination. So don't sue because you wont get any money because I'm poor and have no money. Oh and if anyone from OL or OB Files reads this, I'm using the names of the message boards out of respect and to show my Crack!Orlando's appriciation. So don't get mad, I mean no harm!
Feedback: I like it...makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. :)
Orlando smiled at the lovely web pages dedicated just to him. It was all so wonderful to know that his fans truely, deeply, passionately loved him. It made him feel warm and fuzzy right down to his purple polka dotted socks.
There were so many interesting conversations and all about him! Some argued about who was his greatest fan, so far a girl with over 1000 pictures in her bedroom, and had supposedly met him three times was winning...slightly creepy, but still appriciated. Orlando liked the threads that discussed his hair the best. This great message board called 'Orlando Love' had the best discussions about his hair. Apparently he didn't even have to have a sex tape to make porn, all he needed to do was make his hair fluffy and pretty and they'd call it, 'drool worthy hair porn'. That made him happy. He always liked to have nice hair.
Sometimes Orlando would even participate in the conversations using the screen name, 'VigOrliWubFest' no one would ever think it would be him! So far as they were concerned he was as straight as one of Legolas' arrows. Hee. Except for this vmob84 person. She/he was on to him. Oh well.
Orlando was slightly put out when he'd infer something about himself and Viggo and then get modded. That didn't make him very happy. It was his message board, why couldn't he say what he wanted, the he remembered he was 'supposedly straight and dating Kate Bosworth star of Blue Juice whom he'd me on the set of a Gap Add' Hah. Still Orlando didn't like being modded.
Orlando also didn't like when his 'fans' made fun of his clothes. Especially his scarves. What's wrong with a healthy obsession with scarves? Or when they made fun of his split-toed Nikes. But most often they applauded his fashion choices, especially when he wore that gray pullover to the pollo match. They applauded his 'hair porn' and his 'man pecs'. That made him happy, he worked so long and hard at the gym and ate tons of goat to make him beef up...at least someone besides Viggy noticed.
"Orli baby? What are you still doing on the internet?" Orlando's hunky piece of man flesh asked. Orlando smiled and closed his laptop, he could impersonate fan girls after his hunky man flesh sexed him up right and proper.
XD
Like I said...Crack! If you finnished reading this I'm amazed, because this has got to be the worst thing I've ever written! Ahh fear the crack!
Author: Vatulele
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG
Summary: What if Orlando isn't as computer innept as he lets on...
Warnings: Crack! Total Crack fic! Has no point at all, it's total Crack! Absolutely no point. Semi Kate Bosworth bashing, not much though. Orlando's fruityer than a fruit basket but thats my crack!orlando so deal! I think I've had too much crack while writing this little ficlet...crack...
Disclaimer: It's all made up, not real, fake, fake, fake. I've never met Orlando or Viggo. All this has come from my crazy imagination. So don't sue because you wont get any money because I'm poor and have no money. Oh and if anyone from OL or OB Files reads this, I'm using the names of the message boards out of respect and to show my Crack!Orlando's appriciation. So don't get mad, I mean no harm!
Feedback: I like it...makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. :)
Orlando smiled at the lovely web pages dedicated just to him. It was all so wonderful to know that his fans truely, deeply, passionately loved him. It made him feel warm and fuzzy right down to his purple polka dotted socks.
There were so many interesting conversations and all about him! Some argued about who was his greatest fan, so far a girl with over 1000 pictures in her bedroom, and had supposedly met him three times was winning...slightly creepy, but still appriciated. Orlando liked the threads that discussed his hair the best. This great message board called 'Orlando Love' had the best discussions about his hair. Apparently he didn't even have to have a sex tape to make porn, all he needed to do was make his hair fluffy and pretty and they'd call it, 'drool worthy hair porn'. That made him happy. He always liked to have nice hair.
Sometimes Orlando would even participate in the conversations using the screen name, 'VigOrliWubFest' no one would ever think it would be him! So far as they were concerned he was as straight as one of Legolas' arrows. Hee. Except for this vmob84 person. She/he was on to him. Oh well.
Orlando was slightly put out when he'd infer something about himself and Viggo and then get modded. That didn't make him very happy. It was his message board, why couldn't he say what he wanted, the he remembered he was 'supposedly straight and dating Kate Bosworth star of Blue Juice whom he'd me on the set of a Gap Add' Hah. Still Orlando didn't like being modded.
Orlando also didn't like when his 'fans' made fun of his clothes. Especially his scarves. What's wrong with a healthy obsession with scarves? Or when they made fun of his split-toed Nikes. But most often they applauded his fashion choices, especially when he wore that gray pullover to the pollo match. They applauded his 'hair porn' and his 'man pecs'. That made him happy, he worked so long and hard at the gym and ate tons of goat to make him beef up...at least someone besides Viggy noticed.
"Orli baby? What are you still doing on the internet?" Orlando's hunky piece of man flesh asked. Orlando smiled and closed his laptop, he could impersonate fan girls after his hunky man flesh sexed him up right and proper.
XD
Like I said...Crack! If you finnished reading this I'm amazed, because this has got to be the worst thing I've ever written! Ahh fear the crack!
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Date: 2006-06-08 11:28 pm (UTC)I just couldn't stop doing it. This is so funny. and , that topic is classical.
p.s I think you should include "choking", or "no eating while reading the story" in the warnings as well from my personal experience :P
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Date: 2006-06-09 05:19 am (UTC)