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Title: Swappingly Yours © 2006 by Myr Juhl
E-mail: juhlrech@mail.tele.dk & pipilaine@yahoo.com
Fandom: Elizabethtown, ViggOrli
Spoilers: none
Type: RPS, FPS, AU
Rating: R
Cast: Drew Bailor, Orlando Bloom, and Viggo Mortensen
*** WARNINGS *** This story is rated R and contains: * Blowjob * Language *
Disclaimer: The events never happened. This fic is for entertainment purposes only, not profit. I, the author, make no claim through this work as to the fictional characters/ actual lives/ preferences/ activities of the people mentioned herein.
Summary: Drew chats up a date. Unfortunately, he has to ask his brother Orlando to go on the date instead of himself because he used Orlando’s picture... big mistake.
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~*~
Swappingly Yours
by Myr Juhl
Nervously, Drew switched on the computer. He’d been thinking about doing this for many weeks, and somehow, this afternoon was the one. He was gonna do it. All the way. He glanced back at the door to the hall when noise suddenly was heard. Orlando was home too, but immediately went to his own room. Drew sighed. /Just stay there!/ Orlando started playing music. /Wanking time,/ Drew thought with a wry smile. He began clicking his way through the many windows that would take him to sign up for the dating site ‘Gaydar’ for gay men.
He decided to simply call himself ‘Gemini’. /Why not?/ He was so nervous. The password was a combination of three letters and three numbers as always and with shaky fingers he awaited for the whole thing to be accepted. He chose only to chat with London people and soon he was biting his fingers nervously awaiting an answer on his simple opening question:
“New boy in town! Anyone looking for some company?”
He knew he was too fresh compared to the nervous wreck he really felt like. Then suddenly there were a few messages.
#1 BOLONI: “Hey lover boy! I could show you a good time! Where are you from?”
#2 BOY_PUSSY: “Hello Gemini. You seem very shaggable. I could use a piece of arse right about now. Shall I send a pic of my dick. Hahaha? I could hurt you really bad.”
#3 GREASED_LIGHTNING: “Grease that whole of yours, Gemini. I’m coming.”
Drew closed his eyes. This was a mistake. With a line like that he’d asked for it. He disconnected. Took a few deep breaths and got back on line half an hour later after doing a bit of homework.
There was a message.
#4 TOM_CAT: “Hey Gemini. Why did you leave? Don’t freak out. I’m in chat room 5 if you’re interested. I’m looking for company myself.”
Drew still worried his thumb, but reluctantly he moved to chat room 5.
“Hi? Who are you?”
“I’m Viggo. I was just wondering if you’d care to chat? I’m kinda new too and haven’t found nothing but horny boys so far. I’m not really into that online. How about you?”
“Me neither. I was actually this close to forget about it. Hi Viggo.”
“Hi Gemini. :o)”
Drew smiled and replied, “I’m Drew.”
“Really! *g*”
Drew felt good and they chatted some more.
“How old are you, and what do you look like, Drew?”
“20, dark brown hair, brown eyes, 5’ 11”, olive tan, I’m fairly normal built.”
“Well, I’m 42. A bit taller but also slim and dark. I also think I’m fairly normal LOL!”
“What does LOL mean?”
“Laugh out loud.”
“Oh...funny. LOL”
“Hahahha.”
Drew grinned. Talking to Viggo was fun. They chatted some more and agreed to chat the next day too. He didn’t mind Viggo was 20 years older. He seemed youthful enough.
After supper, Drew went to chat only finding Orlando sitting there already surfing.
“Will it take long?” Drew asked.
Orlando turned and smiled, “Hey Drew, no not really. Just bored. Why?”
“Oh... um... just wanted to write something.”
Orlando smiled and got up. “Fine then.” He left and ruffled curls identical to his own.
As soon as Orlando went to his own room and put on music, Drew logged on and soon he was back chatting to Viggo. The line of questions quickly became more intimate.
“What did you dream last night?”
Drew smiled a bit. “I dreamed I met you,” he dared, heart pounding as he waited for Viggo’s answer.
“Yeah? I dreamed about you too.”
Drew smiled. Of course he hadn’t but that was ok. Drew actually had dreamed about Viggo. He had let him fuck him senseless.
They talked some more and suddenly Viggo wrote that he’d love to meet him. Nervously, Drew waited a minute but then he answered.
“Sure. That would be great.”
“Do you have a photo?”
Drew’s heart pounded. He really didn’t like that, but if he wanted to see Viggo, he’d see him anyway. He looked through the photo folder and decided to do it. Then he hesitated and suddenly clicked on a photo of Orlando. Even though they were twins there were enough differences in appearance and nature that people had always been able tell them apart. He regretted sending the photo as soon as he hit enter, but now Viggo was sitting complementing Orlando’s looks and it was too late.
/Fuck.../ Drew thought. Why had he been so stupid? Now he couldn’t show up meeting Viggo after all. He was such a loser.
Then Viggo sent his photo too, and Drew literally gasped. Viggo was fucking sexy. Shaggy blond hair, sharp manly chin and piercing blue eyes. His fingers touched Viggo’s face on the screen before he responded to the photo in as many flattering terms Viggo had done to Orlando’s photo.
Then a plan slowly began to develop in his mind as they chatted further on. They agreed to meet tomorrow evening at 7 o’clock. No matter what Viggo said, he did seem like this was something he’d done before. As soon as Viggo had left the chat room, Drew got up and went to knock on Orlando’s door.
Orlando didn’t hear Drew. He lay on his bed listening to music as he smoked a cigarette. Lazily, he looked up when he realized Drew squatted in front of him.
“Yeah?”
“Orlando... Something happened and I have a huge favour to ask of you... I...”
Orlando killed the smoke and sat up looking patiently at his brother. He noticed how uncomfortable Drew looked. He fidgeted and stuttered. Suddenly, he smiled and snapped his fingers in front of Drew’s eyes and his brother almost jerked.
“Drew! You’re not making any sense! Start all over, man. Relax. I’ll probably say yes.”
Drew closed his eyes and breathed deeply. Then he started all over.
“I’m gay, Orlando.”
Orlando’s eyebrows shut upwards and then he smiled broadly, “I know.”
Drew frowned, “You knew? How?”
Orlando bent his head and smiled broader, “You never talk about girls. However you usually talk about good looking boys in films, music, school...”
Drew interrupted him, “Fine... do you mind?”
“Well, you’re not fucking me, so how would I mind? I’m glad you finally told me, though. What’s the favour you need?” Orlando looked a bit suspicious now when he gathered there would be a connection to Drew’s confession.
“I... I’ve been chatting with this guy... and I kind of gave him your picture and he w...”
“You what?”
“Gave him your picture in stead of mine, Orlando.”
Orlando just knew what the favour was now. He shook his head, “What would be the point? I’m not gay, Drew. I could talk to him but it really should be you. You can’t start something with this guy on a lie. Be honest and send him your own photo. You’re a good-looking guy yourself. Why did you do it?”
Drew just pleaded, “Orlando... I don’t know. It just happened. Ok? I can’t meet him the first time. I’ll probably fall on my nose or something worse. I just know I’ll embarrass myself the second I try talking to him. I’ll stutter or throw up. He’ll think I’m an imbecile, Orlando... He’s 42 years old and looks fucking gorgeous. But if I behave like a drooling toddler... I’ll never...”
“Fine!” Orlando gave up. “But don’t expect me to kiss him or even look at his prick.”
Drew’s facial expression told Orlando that Drew might have thought about doing those things himself the first time, so he just laughed out loud and kissed his brother’s lips to shock him.
“Orlando!” Drew exclaimed, “You’re not taking this serious!”
“Oh I am. I’m going on a gay date tomorrow, aren’t I?”
~*~
“Just remember as much as possible. His voice, what he looks like, how he walks and...”
“Drew... I will! I’ll even look at his bloody arse for ya. Gees, one should suspect I should be more nervous than you...”
Drew was very nervous so Orlando embraced his brother.
“I’ll tell you everything, ok? I’ll memorize everything, yeah?”
Drew nodded relieved.
~*~
Ok, so here he was on a blind date. Waiting for a guy his brother fancied. He’d have to wrap this up as fast as possible and tell his brother the guy hadn’t showed up. He was already fifteen minutes late.
Suddenly a very handsome, very smiling, very tall, sex on legs, man came towards him. The sun made the blond hair sparkle with light. Orlando shook his head a few times. Why would he even notice? Oh, right. He noticed on behalf on his brother who had begged him to notice these little details. So, Orlando looked. How Viggo swayed his hips in baggy trousers with a lot of pockets. The tight t-shirt was showing off a well-toned body. Orlando swallowed uncomfortable as he felt how his nipples froze into visible hard buds against his tank top. He also noticed how warmth started gathering in his lower body. He scratched his head. Couldn’t quite believe what was happening, and concealed his discomfort the best he could. He had no idea why he was turned on. Guys never turned him on.
Finally, Viggo made it and they both shook hands a bit nervously.
“Hi. I’m Viggo,” a warm velvet voice caressed his eardrum.
“Yeah... I’m Drew, I guess,” Orlando said, noticing how Viggo’s eyes widened in obvious sexual interest. Orlando now completely forgot he was dating on behalf of his brother. He didn’t know where it came from but he was definitely the one on a date now. He even looked forward to be with Viggo tonight. Viggo and Drew had agreed to watch a movie first; then grab something to eat. The remains of the evening were an open book afterwards.
Viggo had bought the tickets. That was why he was late. He had forgotten them, and had to go back to his place to get them. Orlando grinned. How embarrassing if he had just left. Then Viggo would have stood there with two tickets and no date.
They went to the cinema nearby.
“Want something?” Orlando pointed at the snacks and soft drinks in the foyer.
Viggo nodded, “If you pay that, I’ll consider us even with the tickets.”
Orlando agreed. After the purchases, they were ready to enter the theatre and find their seats. Viggo had chosen an action movie and they sat quietly looking at the events on the screen, but Orlando wasn’t concentrating. His heart was pounding in the most ridiculous fashion. Every time Viggo moved just a tiny bit, Orlando absorbed the sound greedily. Then after half an hour had passed, Viggo lifted the armrest between them and took his hand in his. After that, Orlando didn’t really remember the film. He only remembered Viggo’s caresses across the back of his hand.
Outside again, Viggo smiled, “Wanna go dancing in stead?”
Orlando lit a cigarette and shrugged, “Sure... I’m not hungry yet. Let’s go dancing.”
Viggo grinned and took Orlando down a small alley he had never been before. Viggo knocked on a very anonymous door, and flashed a few notes, which got them inside with no questions asked. Orlando’s stomach churned but he managed to put on a good grin and when Viggo flashed his smile, he simply smiled back feeling light headed and excited.
Inside the club there was a lot going on at the same time. Orlando just followed Viggo to the dance floor. That’s what they were there for. He glanced around and decided instantly it was good Drew wasn’t here. He would have been shocked, he would imagine. There were boys fucking against the wall for Christ sake’s. He looked for Viggo who was looking directly at him.
Viggo mouthed silently, “Are you ok?” Orlando nodded nonchalantly. Only he wasn’t ok. He was slightly worried that this was what Viggo had planned for his brother. Now he was grateful that he agreed to take the date for Drew. Viggo came closer and slowly slid his arms around Orlando pulling him close. His palms sought down Orlando’s body and soon cupped his butt. Orlando felt how aroused Viggo was and was surprised; he realized he was getting there, too. The sight of horny boys rubbing themselves against each other was impossible not to react to.
Orlando found that his arms of their own account lifted and locked behind Viggo’s neck. Their bodies moved to the rhythm of the music but also to how their bodies felt together. Orlando was amazed how easy he fell into this part as a willing date. He wasn’t really interested in Viggo, but he was interested in how far Viggo would have taken this date with Drew. Skipping dinner and go straight to this club would definitely have freaked out his brother. Viggo bent to kiss him. Orlando frowned, but then he mentally shrugged. What harm could it do to kiss Viggo?
So, he parted his lips and let Viggo inside for a visit. Viggo’s hands left their fondling of his butt and instead gathered across his back and the back of his skull. Orlando was soon completely breathless. He’d never kissed a girl like that and obviously a girl had never dominated him this way, so he was soon feeling somewhat weak in the knees. Viggo was an awesome kisser and Orlando was enjoying it wholeheartedly. He even rubbed himself against Viggo’s erection. Viggo challenged him in the most delicious way. Orlando reciprocated; curious to what Viggo would do next. He found out seconds later when Viggo snaked a hand down the waistband of his track pants. Orlando gasped as he let go of Viggo’s lips.
“Do you like this, Drew?”
Orlando looked into Viggo’s eyes and nodded. “Yeah... I like it.”
“Want more?” Viggo asked fluttering his fingers underneath Orlando’s waistband.
Orlando nodded again, and Viggo steered them to one of the walls of the club. Soon, Viggo was busy underneath Orlando’s pants stroking him to full hardness. Orlando moaned. Everything Viggo did, he’d tried with girls before, but the intensity with how Viggo did it was so different, and Orlando had to admit he liked the difference very much. Viggo knew what felt good. Knew how to squeeze, how to smear, how to scratch, how to wank. Viggo’s tongue was inside Orlando’s mouth and Orlando felt the rush start towards orgasm. He pulled away, but Viggo just smiled and knelt in front of him pulling Orlando’s waistband lower freeing his erection. /Fuck I don’t hope you expect me to repay you, mate/ Orlando thought, and then he groaned not caring about the audience around them; right now he was getting the best blowjob ever and just to test how far Viggo was willing to go, he tried a tiny thrust. He moaned out loud, as Viggo swallowed his cock. He couldn’t believe it, but Viggo had his hard cock down his throat and looked like he was having a ball. Orlando thrust once more and felt Viggo dig his fingers into the flesh of his butt. Releasing all inhibitions left, he thrust harder and steadier until he fucked Viggo’s mouth moaning Viggo’s name. Finally, he came spilling his hot seed inside Viggo’s mouth. He was completely blown away by how erotic it made him feel.
Sated he arranged his clothes, watching as Viggo licked his lips. Orlando pulled him towards him and took over licking his lips. They had gone somewhat dry from the meticulous task. Orlando smiled and kissed Viggo. He could actually taste himself somewhere. Viggo was charged now and Orlando was a tiny bit worried about what was expected now. He knew he wasn’t gonna give Viggo head. No way.
“I want you, Drew!” Viggo mumbled excitedly in his ear. When Orlando pulled away and shook his head, Viggo looked confused.
“I haven’t done any of this ever, Viggo.”
“That’s all right, love. I’ll show you.”
“Ah... I don’t think so, Viggo.” He saw Viggo’s eyes change and he wasn’t sure what to do now.
Viggo looked away, “Ok. Doesn’t matter.” He kissed him again but Orlando could feel how timid Viggo had become and that was irritating because it made Orlando feel he had to give Viggo something to make him horny again, and he absolutely wasn’t going to give himself to him.
“I think I’d better go, Viggo.”
Viggo sighed visibly, took Orlando’s hand, and went outside with him. “What are you scared of?”
“I’ve never been with a guy, Viggo. I’m completely at a loss here.”
“Fine, but would you like to. Eventually?” Viggo pleaded.
Orlando couldn’t honestly say so. Maybe. However, he wasn’t Drew. Oh fuck! He’d completely forgotten about Drew. Time to go. Definitely, but then Viggo began kissing him again in a gentler way than inside, Orlando automatically responded because it felt so good. He leaned against Viggo and felt large hands roam his backside again. He liked the contact; liked to be touched this way. A girl would never be able to touch him this way. That was his job when he was with a girl. So he quickly realized that only a guy could elicit this feeling he was growing fond of by the minute. This guy. Viggo.
“What had you in mind? I’m fucking nervous about this.”
“I’d just want us to have good time.”
Orlando smiled, “What. Did. You. Have. In. Mind?”
Viggo rolled his eyes frustrated, “Jesus, Drew. What do you think? Eventually I’d probably like for us to fuck, ok? But I’m in no hurry. I like you a lot. You’ve got more fire within than I thought after our chats. And I would really like to see you again.”
Orlando smiled sadly, “You won’t, I’m afraid. It’s been really nice. Thanks, Viggo. Have a nice life.”
Orlando turned around on his heel and left a flabbergasted Viggo behind.
~*~
Drew sat up when he heard the door handle open. Orlando came in and sat on his bed.
“Hey, Drew. How are you?” Drew eyes looked red, and Orlando looked away.
“How was it, Orlando? Tell me everything.”
“You sure you want to know everything?” Orlando’s voice was loaded with the things he’d experienced on the date, but Drew didn’t care.
“Yes. Even the bad stuff.”
“Fine. He was charming, good looking, sweet, generous and seduced me faster than I could count to ten, Drew.”
Drew swallowed and squirmed uncomfortably. “Seduced?”
“Drew...” Orlando took his brother’s hands. “I don’t know how you would have gone about this date. Probably very different from how I approached things and that means that your date would never have turned out like mine did. You don’t have the signals within you that would have made Viggo suggest going where we ended after the film.”
Drew didn’t comment Orlando’s perception of him, instead he asked, “Where did you go?”
Orlando let go of Drew’s hands, “We went to a gay bar and danced, kissed. Viggo gave me a blowjob against a wall in the club for everybody to see...” He shrugged. Now it seemed so strange, so distant. “Afterwards, he made it clear that he wanted to fuck me more or less... So I left him there and went home.”
Drew sat trying to figure things out. He looked at his brother, “What did you say to him?”
“That he wasn’t gonna see me again. And that’s the truth. Because I’m not.” Orlando looked sad and apologized for fucking up things before he went to his own room.
Drew shut out of bed and turned on the computer. Shortly after, he chatted with a frantic Viggo. Now it was up to Drew.
“Why did you leave Drew?”
“It wasn’t me, Viggo. It was my brother. I was too scared to go myself. I also sent his picture to you.”
A long pause went by, and in the end Drew pleaded, “I’m so sorry. I sincerely would have loved that date. I would have given you a blowjob. I would have loved us to fuck. My brother isn’t even gay... Please, Viggo. I hope you will reconsider and go out with me.”
“Your brother is straight?”
“Yes.”
“LOL. In that case tell him he was a lovely date. You, however, and let me quote your brother: Have a nice life.”
TOM_CAT HAS LEFT THE ROOM
Drew groaned. Then he shifted to another room.
“Hi! I’m Gemini. Is there someone out there looking for company?”
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Title: Swappingly Yours © 2006 by Myr Juhl
E-mail: juhlrech@mail.tele.dk & pipilaine@yahoo.com
Fandom: Elizabethtown, ViggOrli
Spoilers: none
Type: RPS, FPS, AU
Rating: R
Cast: Drew Bailor, Orlando Bloom, and Viggo Mortensen
*** WARNINGS *** This story is rated R and contains: * Blowjob * Language *
Disclaimer: The events never happened. This fic is for entertainment purposes only, not profit. I, the author, make no claim through this work as to the fictional characters/ actual lives/ preferences/ activities of the people mentioned herein.
Summary: Drew chats up a date. Unfortunately, he has to ask his brother Orlando to go on the date instead of himself because he used Orlando’s picture... big mistake.
Beta:
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Archive: http://www.livejournal.com/users/piximyr/
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Swappingly Yours
by Myr Juhl
Nervously, Drew switched on the computer. He’d been thinking about doing this for many weeks, and somehow, this afternoon was the one. He was gonna do it. All the way. He glanced back at the door to the hall when noise suddenly was heard. Orlando was home too, but immediately went to his own room. Drew sighed. /Just stay there!/ Orlando started playing music. /Wanking time,/ Drew thought with a wry smile. He began clicking his way through the many windows that would take him to sign up for the dating site ‘Gaydar’ for gay men.
He decided to simply call himself ‘Gemini’. /Why not?/ He was so nervous. The password was a combination of three letters and three numbers as always and with shaky fingers he awaited for the whole thing to be accepted. He chose only to chat with London people and soon he was biting his fingers nervously awaiting an answer on his simple opening question:
“New boy in town! Anyone looking for some company?”
He knew he was too fresh compared to the nervous wreck he really felt like. Then suddenly there were a few messages.
#1 BOLONI: “Hey lover boy! I could show you a good time! Where are you from?”
#2 BOY_PUSSY: “Hello Gemini. You seem very shaggable. I could use a piece of arse right about now. Shall I send a pic of my dick. Hahaha? I could hurt you really bad.”
#3 GREASED_LIGHTNING: “Grease that whole of yours, Gemini. I’m coming.”
Drew closed his eyes. This was a mistake. With a line like that he’d asked for it. He disconnected. Took a few deep breaths and got back on line half an hour later after doing a bit of homework.
There was a message.
#4 TOM_CAT: “Hey Gemini. Why did you leave? Don’t freak out. I’m in chat room 5 if you’re interested. I’m looking for company myself.”
Drew still worried his thumb, but reluctantly he moved to chat room 5.
“Hi? Who are you?”
“I’m Viggo. I was just wondering if you’d care to chat? I’m kinda new too and haven’t found nothing but horny boys so far. I’m not really into that online. How about you?”
“Me neither. I was actually this close to forget about it. Hi Viggo.”
“Hi Gemini. :o)”
Drew smiled and replied, “I’m Drew.”
“Really! *g*”
Drew felt good and they chatted some more.
“How old are you, and what do you look like, Drew?”
“20, dark brown hair, brown eyes, 5’ 11”, olive tan, I’m fairly normal built.”
“Well, I’m 42. A bit taller but also slim and dark. I also think I’m fairly normal LOL!”
“What does LOL mean?”
“Laugh out loud.”
“Oh...funny. LOL”
“Hahahha.”
Drew grinned. Talking to Viggo was fun. They chatted some more and agreed to chat the next day too. He didn’t mind Viggo was 20 years older. He seemed youthful enough.
After supper, Drew went to chat only finding Orlando sitting there already surfing.
“Will it take long?” Drew asked.
Orlando turned and smiled, “Hey Drew, no not really. Just bored. Why?”
“Oh... um... just wanted to write something.”
Orlando smiled and got up. “Fine then.” He left and ruffled curls identical to his own.
As soon as Orlando went to his own room and put on music, Drew logged on and soon he was back chatting to Viggo. The line of questions quickly became more intimate.
“What did you dream last night?”
Drew smiled a bit. “I dreamed I met you,” he dared, heart pounding as he waited for Viggo’s answer.
“Yeah? I dreamed about you too.”
Drew smiled. Of course he hadn’t but that was ok. Drew actually had dreamed about Viggo. He had let him fuck him senseless.
They talked some more and suddenly Viggo wrote that he’d love to meet him. Nervously, Drew waited a minute but then he answered.
“Sure. That would be great.”
“Do you have a photo?”
Drew’s heart pounded. He really didn’t like that, but if he wanted to see Viggo, he’d see him anyway. He looked through the photo folder and decided to do it. Then he hesitated and suddenly clicked on a photo of Orlando. Even though they were twins there were enough differences in appearance and nature that people had always been able tell them apart. He regretted sending the photo as soon as he hit enter, but now Viggo was sitting complementing Orlando’s looks and it was too late.
/Fuck.../ Drew thought. Why had he been so stupid? Now he couldn’t show up meeting Viggo after all. He was such a loser.
Then Viggo sent his photo too, and Drew literally gasped. Viggo was fucking sexy. Shaggy blond hair, sharp manly chin and piercing blue eyes. His fingers touched Viggo’s face on the screen before he responded to the photo in as many flattering terms Viggo had done to Orlando’s photo.
Then a plan slowly began to develop in his mind as they chatted further on. They agreed to meet tomorrow evening at 7 o’clock. No matter what Viggo said, he did seem like this was something he’d done before. As soon as Viggo had left the chat room, Drew got up and went to knock on Orlando’s door.
Orlando didn’t hear Drew. He lay on his bed listening to music as he smoked a cigarette. Lazily, he looked up when he realized Drew squatted in front of him.
“Yeah?”
“Orlando... Something happened and I have a huge favour to ask of you... I...”
Orlando killed the smoke and sat up looking patiently at his brother. He noticed how uncomfortable Drew looked. He fidgeted and stuttered. Suddenly, he smiled and snapped his fingers in front of Drew’s eyes and his brother almost jerked.
“Drew! You’re not making any sense! Start all over, man. Relax. I’ll probably say yes.”
Drew closed his eyes and breathed deeply. Then he started all over.
“I’m gay, Orlando.”
Orlando’s eyebrows shut upwards and then he smiled broadly, “I know.”
Drew frowned, “You knew? How?”
Orlando bent his head and smiled broader, “You never talk about girls. However you usually talk about good looking boys in films, music, school...”
Drew interrupted him, “Fine... do you mind?”
“Well, you’re not fucking me, so how would I mind? I’m glad you finally told me, though. What’s the favour you need?” Orlando looked a bit suspicious now when he gathered there would be a connection to Drew’s confession.
“I... I’ve been chatting with this guy... and I kind of gave him your picture and he w...”
“You what?”
“Gave him your picture in stead of mine, Orlando.”
Orlando just knew what the favour was now. He shook his head, “What would be the point? I’m not gay, Drew. I could talk to him but it really should be you. You can’t start something with this guy on a lie. Be honest and send him your own photo. You’re a good-looking guy yourself. Why did you do it?”
Drew just pleaded, “Orlando... I don’t know. It just happened. Ok? I can’t meet him the first time. I’ll probably fall on my nose or something worse. I just know I’ll embarrass myself the second I try talking to him. I’ll stutter or throw up. He’ll think I’m an imbecile, Orlando... He’s 42 years old and looks fucking gorgeous. But if I behave like a drooling toddler... I’ll never...”
“Fine!” Orlando gave up. “But don’t expect me to kiss him or even look at his prick.”
Drew’s facial expression told Orlando that Drew might have thought about doing those things himself the first time, so he just laughed out loud and kissed his brother’s lips to shock him.
“Orlando!” Drew exclaimed, “You’re not taking this serious!”
“Oh I am. I’m going on a gay date tomorrow, aren’t I?”
~*~
“Just remember as much as possible. His voice, what he looks like, how he walks and...”
“Drew... I will! I’ll even look at his bloody arse for ya. Gees, one should suspect I should be more nervous than you...”
Drew was very nervous so Orlando embraced his brother.
“I’ll tell you everything, ok? I’ll memorize everything, yeah?”
Drew nodded relieved.
~*~
Ok, so here he was on a blind date. Waiting for a guy his brother fancied. He’d have to wrap this up as fast as possible and tell his brother the guy hadn’t showed up. He was already fifteen minutes late.
Suddenly a very handsome, very smiling, very tall, sex on legs, man came towards him. The sun made the blond hair sparkle with light. Orlando shook his head a few times. Why would he even notice? Oh, right. He noticed on behalf on his brother who had begged him to notice these little details. So, Orlando looked. How Viggo swayed his hips in baggy trousers with a lot of pockets. The tight t-shirt was showing off a well-toned body. Orlando swallowed uncomfortable as he felt how his nipples froze into visible hard buds against his tank top. He also noticed how warmth started gathering in his lower body. He scratched his head. Couldn’t quite believe what was happening, and concealed his discomfort the best he could. He had no idea why he was turned on. Guys never turned him on.
Finally, Viggo made it and they both shook hands a bit nervously.
“Hi. I’m Viggo,” a warm velvet voice caressed his eardrum.
“Yeah... I’m Drew, I guess,” Orlando said, noticing how Viggo’s eyes widened in obvious sexual interest. Orlando now completely forgot he was dating on behalf of his brother. He didn’t know where it came from but he was definitely the one on a date now. He even looked forward to be with Viggo tonight. Viggo and Drew had agreed to watch a movie first; then grab something to eat. The remains of the evening were an open book afterwards.
Viggo had bought the tickets. That was why he was late. He had forgotten them, and had to go back to his place to get them. Orlando grinned. How embarrassing if he had just left. Then Viggo would have stood there with two tickets and no date.
They went to the cinema nearby.
“Want something?” Orlando pointed at the snacks and soft drinks in the foyer.
Viggo nodded, “If you pay that, I’ll consider us even with the tickets.”
Orlando agreed. After the purchases, they were ready to enter the theatre and find their seats. Viggo had chosen an action movie and they sat quietly looking at the events on the screen, but Orlando wasn’t concentrating. His heart was pounding in the most ridiculous fashion. Every time Viggo moved just a tiny bit, Orlando absorbed the sound greedily. Then after half an hour had passed, Viggo lifted the armrest between them and took his hand in his. After that, Orlando didn’t really remember the film. He only remembered Viggo’s caresses across the back of his hand.
Outside again, Viggo smiled, “Wanna go dancing in stead?”
Orlando lit a cigarette and shrugged, “Sure... I’m not hungry yet. Let’s go dancing.”
Viggo grinned and took Orlando down a small alley he had never been before. Viggo knocked on a very anonymous door, and flashed a few notes, which got them inside with no questions asked. Orlando’s stomach churned but he managed to put on a good grin and when Viggo flashed his smile, he simply smiled back feeling light headed and excited.
Inside the club there was a lot going on at the same time. Orlando just followed Viggo to the dance floor. That’s what they were there for. He glanced around and decided instantly it was good Drew wasn’t here. He would have been shocked, he would imagine. There were boys fucking against the wall for Christ sake’s. He looked for Viggo who was looking directly at him.
Viggo mouthed silently, “Are you ok?” Orlando nodded nonchalantly. Only he wasn’t ok. He was slightly worried that this was what Viggo had planned for his brother. Now he was grateful that he agreed to take the date for Drew. Viggo came closer and slowly slid his arms around Orlando pulling him close. His palms sought down Orlando’s body and soon cupped his butt. Orlando felt how aroused Viggo was and was surprised; he realized he was getting there, too. The sight of horny boys rubbing themselves against each other was impossible not to react to.
Orlando found that his arms of their own account lifted and locked behind Viggo’s neck. Their bodies moved to the rhythm of the music but also to how their bodies felt together. Orlando was amazed how easy he fell into this part as a willing date. He wasn’t really interested in Viggo, but he was interested in how far Viggo would have taken this date with Drew. Skipping dinner and go straight to this club would definitely have freaked out his brother. Viggo bent to kiss him. Orlando frowned, but then he mentally shrugged. What harm could it do to kiss Viggo?
So, he parted his lips and let Viggo inside for a visit. Viggo’s hands left their fondling of his butt and instead gathered across his back and the back of his skull. Orlando was soon completely breathless. He’d never kissed a girl like that and obviously a girl had never dominated him this way, so he was soon feeling somewhat weak in the knees. Viggo was an awesome kisser and Orlando was enjoying it wholeheartedly. He even rubbed himself against Viggo’s erection. Viggo challenged him in the most delicious way. Orlando reciprocated; curious to what Viggo would do next. He found out seconds later when Viggo snaked a hand down the waistband of his track pants. Orlando gasped as he let go of Viggo’s lips.
“Do you like this, Drew?”
Orlando looked into Viggo’s eyes and nodded. “Yeah... I like it.”
“Want more?” Viggo asked fluttering his fingers underneath Orlando’s waistband.
Orlando nodded again, and Viggo steered them to one of the walls of the club. Soon, Viggo was busy underneath Orlando’s pants stroking him to full hardness. Orlando moaned. Everything Viggo did, he’d tried with girls before, but the intensity with how Viggo did it was so different, and Orlando had to admit he liked the difference very much. Viggo knew what felt good. Knew how to squeeze, how to smear, how to scratch, how to wank. Viggo’s tongue was inside Orlando’s mouth and Orlando felt the rush start towards orgasm. He pulled away, but Viggo just smiled and knelt in front of him pulling Orlando’s waistband lower freeing his erection. /Fuck I don’t hope you expect me to repay you, mate/ Orlando thought, and then he groaned not caring about the audience around them; right now he was getting the best blowjob ever and just to test how far Viggo was willing to go, he tried a tiny thrust. He moaned out loud, as Viggo swallowed his cock. He couldn’t believe it, but Viggo had his hard cock down his throat and looked like he was having a ball. Orlando thrust once more and felt Viggo dig his fingers into the flesh of his butt. Releasing all inhibitions left, he thrust harder and steadier until he fucked Viggo’s mouth moaning Viggo’s name. Finally, he came spilling his hot seed inside Viggo’s mouth. He was completely blown away by how erotic it made him feel.
Sated he arranged his clothes, watching as Viggo licked his lips. Orlando pulled him towards him and took over licking his lips. They had gone somewhat dry from the meticulous task. Orlando smiled and kissed Viggo. He could actually taste himself somewhere. Viggo was charged now and Orlando was a tiny bit worried about what was expected now. He knew he wasn’t gonna give Viggo head. No way.
“I want you, Drew!” Viggo mumbled excitedly in his ear. When Orlando pulled away and shook his head, Viggo looked confused.
“I haven’t done any of this ever, Viggo.”
“That’s all right, love. I’ll show you.”
“Ah... I don’t think so, Viggo.” He saw Viggo’s eyes change and he wasn’t sure what to do now.
Viggo looked away, “Ok. Doesn’t matter.” He kissed him again but Orlando could feel how timid Viggo had become and that was irritating because it made Orlando feel he had to give Viggo something to make him horny again, and he absolutely wasn’t going to give himself to him.
“I think I’d better go, Viggo.”
Viggo sighed visibly, took Orlando’s hand, and went outside with him. “What are you scared of?”
“I’ve never been with a guy, Viggo. I’m completely at a loss here.”
“Fine, but would you like to. Eventually?” Viggo pleaded.
Orlando couldn’t honestly say so. Maybe. However, he wasn’t Drew. Oh fuck! He’d completely forgotten about Drew. Time to go. Definitely, but then Viggo began kissing him again in a gentler way than inside, Orlando automatically responded because it felt so good. He leaned against Viggo and felt large hands roam his backside again. He liked the contact; liked to be touched this way. A girl would never be able to touch him this way. That was his job when he was with a girl. So he quickly realized that only a guy could elicit this feeling he was growing fond of by the minute. This guy. Viggo.
“What had you in mind? I’m fucking nervous about this.”
“I’d just want us to have good time.”
Orlando smiled, “What. Did. You. Have. In. Mind?”
Viggo rolled his eyes frustrated, “Jesus, Drew. What do you think? Eventually I’d probably like for us to fuck, ok? But I’m in no hurry. I like you a lot. You’ve got more fire within than I thought after our chats. And I would really like to see you again.”
Orlando smiled sadly, “You won’t, I’m afraid. It’s been really nice. Thanks, Viggo. Have a nice life.”
Orlando turned around on his heel and left a flabbergasted Viggo behind.
~*~
Drew sat up when he heard the door handle open. Orlando came in and sat on his bed.
“Hey, Drew. How are you?” Drew eyes looked red, and Orlando looked away.
“How was it, Orlando? Tell me everything.”
“You sure you want to know everything?” Orlando’s voice was loaded with the things he’d experienced on the date, but Drew didn’t care.
“Yes. Even the bad stuff.”
“Fine. He was charming, good looking, sweet, generous and seduced me faster than I could count to ten, Drew.”
Drew swallowed and squirmed uncomfortably. “Seduced?”
“Drew...” Orlando took his brother’s hands. “I don’t know how you would have gone about this date. Probably very different from how I approached things and that means that your date would never have turned out like mine did. You don’t have the signals within you that would have made Viggo suggest going where we ended after the film.”
Drew didn’t comment Orlando’s perception of him, instead he asked, “Where did you go?”
Orlando let go of Drew’s hands, “We went to a gay bar and danced, kissed. Viggo gave me a blowjob against a wall in the club for everybody to see...” He shrugged. Now it seemed so strange, so distant. “Afterwards, he made it clear that he wanted to fuck me more or less... So I left him there and went home.”
Drew sat trying to figure things out. He looked at his brother, “What did you say to him?”
“That he wasn’t gonna see me again. And that’s the truth. Because I’m not.” Orlando looked sad and apologized for fucking up things before he went to his own room.
Drew shut out of bed and turned on the computer. Shortly after, he chatted with a frantic Viggo. Now it was up to Drew.
“Why did you leave Drew?”
“It wasn’t me, Viggo. It was my brother. I was too scared to go myself. I also sent his picture to you.”
A long pause went by, and in the end Drew pleaded, “I’m so sorry. I sincerely would have loved that date. I would have given you a blowjob. I would have loved us to fuck. My brother isn’t even gay... Please, Viggo. I hope you will reconsider and go out with me.”
“Your brother is straight?”
“Yes.”
“LOL. In that case tell him he was a lovely date. You, however, and let me quote your brother: Have a nice life.”
TOM_CAT HAS LEFT THE ROOM
Drew groaned. Then he shifted to another room.
“Hi! I’m Gemini. Is there someone out there looking for company?”
End of tale 15th of February 2004.
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Date: 2006-05-20 01:34 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2006-05-20 01:36 pm (UTC)Vig deffinitely didn't get what he deserved, I agree.
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Date: 2006-05-28 07:48 pm (UTC)And, uh, I loved it, of course. :)
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