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With Feathers
Orlando / Viggo
R
Fiction means lies

He'd stay and clean and stuff but he has a trip to make to Japan

New user, please bear with me

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Title: untitled terrible blind date fic, though "Incredibly Good Beer Goggles" might work
Author: blurblely
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/the anti-Viggo
Rating: PG-13/light R? one of 'em cops a feel at any rate.
Warning: AU (as if Orlando ever needed a blind date), Humor with a tiny bit o' angst (if you were taking the characters seriously, which you shouldn't).
Summary: This is silly.
Disclaimer: Dunno if this is necessary or not, but it's all fake, no money made, and it's so obviously stupid, I hope no one takes me seriously.
Notes: Hello, I'm a year and a half long lurker in the fandom, and finally decided to post. Name's Kelly. Hope you like it.
Oh and cut text is a lyric from "Thunderball" by Tom Jones. He is the bomb diggety.

( His fight goes on and on and onnnnnnnnn )