Bloom, Orlando Bloom 3/?

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Title: Bloom, Orlando Bloom 3/?
Author: claireyfairy1
Rating: NC-17 eventually :P
Pairing: Viggorli
Warnings: AU, guns, silliness...oh, and vague het references.
Summary: Orlando Bloom is the British Secret Service's best agent. Viggo Mortensen is the CIA's best operative. Now they're both involved in the same mission, but there's one thing they didn't count on - falling for each other.
Chapter 1, Chapter 2.

If he was a woman, he’d be sticking his tits in my face.