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Finally! I've found a way to give back to the Vigorli community!

Okay so a while back

razzleslash wrote a parody of the song Lola by The Kinks, and in honor of

matan4il's slightly belated birthday, I have recorded myself singing/playing guitar.

Brilliance, no?

Okay but there are some problems, like, I hadn't heard the song but a few times before I saw this, so alot of it sucks. Oh and saying 'mansexed my hand' was a little difficult for me without, you know, exploding with laughter and/or running to wash my hands.

Disclaimer: To anyone who finds this song, the music belongs to The Kinks, (I think, and if not them, then whoever wrote the song), the lyrics belong to

razzleslash at least the parts that she made slashy, and I apologize for any of my mishaps.

From Lola, by the Kinks, obviously.

Kinky: Orli

I met him on a set down in New Zealand
Where you drink too much and it makes you feel really poorly
P-O-R-Lee Poorly.
He walked up to me with his hand out to shake
I asked him his name and with a smile on his face he said Orli
O-R-L-I Orli.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Orli…

Well I’m not the most impulsive of lads,
But when he squeezed my hand I nearly creamed my pants for my Orli
Oh, O, O, O, Orli.
And I’m not dumb but I can’t understand,
Why he screams like a woman and fights like a man,
Oh my Orli, Oh, O, O, O, Orli, Oh, Oh, Oh, Orli…

Well for 40 days and 40 nights,
We fought under artificial lights,
Then Orli came and took me by the hand,
And asked me how I felt about doing a man.

Well I’m not the world’s most sex-driven guy
But when I looked in his eyes, well I knew I’d die for my Orli.
Oh, O, O, O, Orli, Oh, Oh, Oh, Orli
Orli, Oh, O, O, O, Orli, Oh, Oh, Oh, Orli

I fell off a cliff
I washed up on shore
We met at the door
He mansexed my hand

And that’s the day that I knew I was gay
And I always think that I’ll stay that way for my Orli
Oh, O, O, O, Orli,
Men will be elves and elves will be men
But I’m a king in my heart and I’ll fight to the end for my Orli
Oh, O, O, O, Orli, Oh, Oh, Oh, Orli…

Well I’d been divorced just a while before
And I’d only ever kissed a woman before
But Orli smiled and slapped me on the ass
And said, “there’s a lot we can do about that!”

Well I’m not the most inventive of lays
Bt I know what I am and I know I’m a gay and so’s Orli
Oh, O, O, O, Orli, Oh, Oh, Oh, Orli…
Orli, Oh, O, O, O, Orli, Oh, Oh, Oh, Orli…

I think you can download it here. But there are limited downloads! If it doesn't work, then please tell me another way of getting it to work. It's really funny!