willowwing.livejournal.com ([identity profile] willowwing.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] vigorli2004-11-29 05:26 pm

The 12 Slashy Days of Christmas

Well Thanksgiving is over which means Christmas is officially here at least in the US. If I have to listen to this song 49 times a day, I may as well enjoy it. *mwah*

12 Slashy Days of Christmas
From Pussywillow

Author: Pussywillow (a rare hybrid of [livejournal.com profile] jazzyjean & [livejournal.com profile] willowwing Mix with one chocolate martini, several days of crazy relatives, stir late at night and you get the following silliness)

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom

Summary: The total slaughtering of a beloved Christmas carol

Warnings: really bad humor

Beta: Not beta’d – We didn’t want to force her to read it.

Disclaimer: The original song lyrics are in public domain, but the twisted version is all our perverted invention. Viggo and Orlando belong to themselves.


The 12 Slashy Days of Christmas