Childhood: Boys Will Be

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Title: Childhood
Summary: Variations on a theme. Introducing three unrelated stories revolving around the same subject, which can stand together or apart.
Pairing: The Viggorli. One track mind, you know?
Author's notes: This quote is inspirational. I suggest we all read it at least once a day. But sadly, only one of the stories will be crack.
These stories are dedicated: To the sweetest cream_and_sugar, who surely knew she’s making me do it when she pointed me in the direction of this quote, to dazzamre, shape5 and esso, for their bravery as well as their general wonderfulness, and to the beautiful soar38 who is the most underpaid, but definitely not under-appreciated beta out there.
Banners and icon: Are the amazing dazzamre’s talent and special squishes go out to silvan_lady, she knows why...

Q: When did you start painting, poetry and photography?
"Somewhere along the way. According to my mother, I never was anywhere without a pencil, drawing. She recently gave me a notebook filled with my old drawings, and there's one from when I was 7 that was wild. All the others were pretty regular, like swords, guns, planes crashing, pee-pees..."
From Jane Magazine, 1998.

All parts of Childhood are linked to from the userinfo fic index.

Subtitle: Boys Will Be
Genre: This be crack.
Rating: You can sort of find an R in this, if you tilt your head to the right and squint.
Disclaimer: It's all plain viciousness, Viggo and Orlando were never children! No, wait...

(Even though Mandy had presented her new student to her class...)