FIC: Stuffy Noses

[ranmaru.livejournal.com]

This little bit of nuttiness came from the prompt "stuffy noses" from queen_mean_jean! I think the people at work thought I was losing it when I started scribbling notes and muttering and giggling to myself... ^_^ Of course, that was before I claimed a donut for myself by licking it. Luckily, they were amused and not freaked out. *snicker* But at least now they know I'm insane, but in a good way!

Title: Stuffy Noses
Author: Ranmaru
Rating: PG-16 (for language and references!)
Summary: Orlando is sick and Viggo's fed up because...
Discalimer: Don't know, don't own, just playing.

( Stuffy Noses )

Fic: Supercalifragilisticexpi-Orli-docious (11/15)

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Title: Supercalifragilisticexpi-Orli-docious (11/15)
Author: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, Viggo/Karl Urban (not graphic 'cause ewww :P)
Rating: NC17
Warnings: AU
Summary: The last thing Orlando Bloom wants is to work as a nanny again. Sometimes the last thing you want is the one thing you need
Disclaimer: I don't know Orlando or Viggo and none of this ever happened anywhere but in my head.
Beta: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Notes: Add a little Mary Poppins, mix with some Sound of Music, and add a dash of insanity

Previous Chapters: 1-10

(Listen to me… to us… we sound like I’m some blushing virgin and you’re gonna take my manhood)

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[lilafilly2.livejournal.com]

 

Title: Killing Loneliness

Rating: R, maybe a PG-13 for now.

Author: Lila or Zorro, whichever you'd rather type.

Summary: Orlando is still single a year after his breakup with Kate due to sexuality problems. While he is calling up Viggo to see if he can visit during a break in filming he sees a video countdown and is completely enchanted with both the frontman and the song. When he decides he must meet this dark angelic being at a concert for his band, H.I.M, he has no idea what he's gotten himself into. Or does he.........

Warnings: Dirty Mouths, Mpreg later on, hot sexy smut later, bashing of muffins, general wierdness, no Beta.

Disclaimer: Don't Own, Don't Know, Don't Sue. You know the drill.

A/N: Ville Valo is the frontman of the aforementioned band H.I.M. They are from Finland and play pretty damn well, if you want to look them up. Set in 2003-04  The title is a song off one of their albums, Dark Light, so not mine. Hope you enjoy. Please comment, it's what I breathe.

http://community.livejournal.com/vigorli/760247.html- Chapter One

( Onwards )