Fic: Supercalifragilisticexpi-Orli-docious (8/15)

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Title: Supercalifragilisticexpi-Orli-docious (8/15)
Author: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, Viggo/Karl Urban (not graphic 'cause ewww :P)
Rating: NC17
Warnings: AU
Summary: The last thing Orlando Bloom wants is to work as a nanny again. Sometimes the last thing you want is the one thing you need
Disclaimer: I don't know Orlando or Viggo and none of this ever happened anywhere but in my head.
Beta: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Notes: If the portrayal of Karl as anything other than someone that skips through the tulips and rescues puppies from burning buildings is going to offend you then please stop reading now. It is not going to get better.

Previous Chapters: 1-7

(Orlando sipped his beer, took another bite of his spaghetti, and wished he could think of a nice way to get out of the rest of the night.)

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Title: Black As Coal
Author: Eruberueth Sadril
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/ Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Set in eastern and central Pennsylvania circa the mid 1970’s, a professor at The Pennsylvania State University and his research assistant seek to uncover the answers behind an environmental disaster and become embroiled in a murder investigation.
Warning: AU. Crap writing from a crap author, plot holes, sink holes, mild violence, hick cops and enough coal dust to give you black lung. They tell authors to, “Write what you know.” Well, growing up where I did, I know coal.
Beta: I really didn’t want to bother Jen with this crap so all mistakes are my very own.
Feedback: I want to thank everyone who read the other chapters and left me a kind word or two. I really do appreciate it.
Disclaimer: Viggo Mortensen is NOT a university professor, Orlando Bloom is NOT a grad student and I am pretty sure that neither one of them will ever set foot in Centralia, PA.
Author's Note: Banner by the fantablous jenlynn820

Previous Chapters


Chapter Five

Facade X

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Title: Facade X Author: nurseowens Beta: silvan_lady, my angel of English grammar ♥. Spanish: My Spanish sister saura_ Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Viggo/Eduardo Noriega, Viggo/Sean with Cate (no het), mention of Viggo/Orlando and Viggo/Christopher Walken Word Count: 5220 Warnings: Very AU, Disclaimer: Persons and events described here may, on the surface, seem familiar, but I don't have a clue what I'm talking about. Earlier chapters of Facade can be found here

(for those of you who read Facade in my ficjournal yesterday, this is NOT a new chapter)

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