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Title: Supercalifragilisticexpi-Orli-docious (1/15)
Author: Jen Lynn
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, Viggo/Karl Urban (not graphic 'cause ewww :P)
Rating: NC17 overall
Warnings: AU
Summary: The last thing Orlando Bloom wants is to work as a nanny again. Sometimes the last thing you want is the one thing you need.
Disclaimer: I don't know Orlando or Viggo and none of this ever happened anywhere but in my head.
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Notes: This was my NaNoWriMo project for 2006. Add a little Mary Poppins, mix with some Sound of Music, and add a dash of insanity.
(I have done it. And I got out of it. And for good reason. You know, I still have bite marks from the last time.)