silliness

[nitw1t.livejournal.com]

Title: Matters in Hand 2/2
Rating NC-17
Beta: The fabuloso razzleslash
Comments: For those who this fic was origionally for, but most specifically please blame orlisheart if you squick, tiary for the general smut, dirtysidekick for Viggo's multiples, invisible_dream for hot-sweaty hard sex, tillie1202 for mutual declarations long-term adoration and alassea_lorien for the begging (and the rest of them for agreeing.)
Disclaimer: I mean, really! No one would find Olive oil in such a convinient place.
Warning: Carpets and tongues meet.

Follows on from Part 1.

Part 2.

The 12 Slashy Days of Christmas

[willowwing.livejournal.com]

Well Thanksgiving is over which means Christmas is officially here at least in the US. If I have to listen to this song 49 times a day, I may as well enjoy it. *mwah*

12 Slashy Days of Christmas
From Pussywillow

Author: Pussywillow (a rare hybrid of jazzyjean & willowwing Mix with one chocolate martini, several days of crazy relatives, stir late at night and you get the following silliness)

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom

Summary: The total slaughtering of a beloved Christmas carol

Warnings: really bad humor

Beta: Not beta’d – We didn’t want to force her to read it.

Disclaimer: The original song lyrics are in public domain, but the twisted version is all our perverted invention. Viggo and Orlando belong to themselves.


The 12 Slashy Days of Christmas