for the anglicandoorway challenge!

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Title: The Short Face Bear Project
…which actually has nothing to do with the fan fic
Author: Arianne (cynical_terror)
Written For: razzleslash, who somehow knew I had her at hello...
Scenario: Something that takes the piss out of Rhys Davies or Astin. With near-drowning and CPR, including the sentence "What the fuck is that?"
Squicks/ what you don't want to see: Incidental Hobbit-on-hobbit action, death, unhappy endings.
Rating: NC-17 for bad penis metaphors


In September of 1999, three Canadian filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Auckland, New Zealand while shooting a nature documentary.

(Six years later, their footage was found…)