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Title: Space Cadet (1 / ?)
Rating: NC-17 Eventually - This - G
Authour: Nitw1t
Beta: I can mix up my Where and where, knight with night, rise and rose and lets not even mention the uphostering, yet razzleslash still loves me.
Banner: The funky causette
Disclaimer: Orlando flies around in a mind controlled ship, Viggo is a inter-planetary smuggler, the British are a force to be reckoned with and Orlando likes it up the arse... really...take me to court; it would be amusing.
Notes: The Big Pineapple is in fact a disturbingly sad tourist attraction near where I live and not, as I note here, a planet.

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