Orlando with his... girlfriends, supposedly.

[legorli.livejournal.com]

Even though I was not around when Orlando's "major" relationship with Kate and Miranda "occured" (more like arranged), I have seen photographs of them and just by them I get the impression that there are no feelings involved, only benefit for the pair. Be it a boost in their work or a halt on various rumours. In short, I believe these relationships (yes, even with Miranda) were not and still are not real (I am talking about Katy).



So we have Kate from 2003-2006, Miranda from late 2007-2013 and now Katy from early 2016.

Let's start with Kate.

so

much

in

love

He actually looks so bored in the last one.

A couple made in heaven~


Any smiles of Orlando here? No, damn not even a hint of it. If anything, he looks uncomfortable, disinterested, detached.

Three more

This is actually funny because the poor girl tries to cling on him from wherever she can, but Orlando is having none of it. Talking on phone, with that bitchy (and gay) expression I love so much. So happy.



These two (which I screenshot from a video) make me sad. You actually see him cringe at her touch and invasion of personal space. Fucking cringe. It is clear he doesn't want her touch, he doesn't want her. You can kind of imagine how much this can affect his psychology and it did affect him, I have concluded, from a few interviews and photos of him during those years.

How’s that (mastering his relationships) going for you?
“Oh, not very well. I’m rubbish. I’m out of touch. I don’t know how to love. I randomly start crying for no reason.”
CQ magazine, December 2003.
Out of touch with the people he wants to be with, the people who he loves and love him. Family, friends, Viggo. He is not talking about Kate here. He sounds distressed, hopeless even, which saddens me, even if it happened more than 10 years ago.

"As I leave I ask Orlando Bloom if he's happy. 'Being happy is my great goal.' He says, pulling his knees to him and gazing out the window. 'But I don’t know if you can be happy when you're 27. You're just figuring it all out, aren’t you? Happiness is what I'm striving for and I'm definitely on the right path. I am really grateful for the opportunities I've had but happiness is my big goal. If you are happy with work, it definitely helps. If you are happy in love, it definitely helps. But if you are not happy with who you are, then you aren’t there yet.'
-2005
So, he is not happy? He is not happy with who he is, the way he lives. Who he is supposed to be, or who he really is? Why can't he be happy with who he is? Something strains him, keeps him away from being himself and from the people he really wants to be with, making him sick, feel chained, feel even self-loathing. All is possible, unfortunately. All this because his sexual preference is different from what the public wants him to have. Pathetic.

Also, something interesting, regarding his and Kate's "engagement".
“None of that stuff is ever true, and anyone who knows me knows that. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t love someone and that I’m not going to get engaged one day.”
Teen Vogue, October 2005.
"None of that stuff is ever true"... but he still loves someone
. Not "her", not "Kate", not "my girlfriend". "Someone". So diffuse, neutral and telling.

Also, wasn't Kate who complained about Orlando spending too much time with his male friends instead of her? And didn't they have different hotel bills in the TIFF of 2004?

Now we move on to Miranda. Don'y get me wrong, I wholeheartely believe that he did want to have a child with her, but as improper as it sounds, I believe that was what he only wanted from her, a kid of his own.






Because they have to show how strong their love is while being "unaware" of the cameras. The way his arm is around her shoulder in the last picture though... Awkward. Both Kate and Miranda look more interested in him than he in them hehe. Oh and don't even get me started with the whole "Bloom-Kerr-Bieber-Gomez" drama... Orlando even laughed it off.

Oh and I don't have hard-proof evidence, but I read that they had different hotels bills too at the beginning of their relationship.

Don't get me started with his "relationship" with Gomez either and how he cheated Katy (and Miranda, such a happy married life they had) with her. You see, he was supposedly caught with her in a club in... May of 2016, only that wasn't Orlando but some other guy. I am talking about this. The photos are blurry as fuck for an unknown reason, but you can see that the guy has tattooes over his arms. Yeah, I am sorry, but Orlando does not have those. Besides, I believe Orlando was getting ready for Cannes (and Viggo) around those days, if he wasn't there already, that is. It is kind of frustrating how all PR and gossip magazines take the people for stupid. Not in this situation specifically, but in general. In this case though, it is as if a fan of Orlando cannot distinguish that it is not him in those photos (which they did actually, some people) or we can't have a suspicion on how unrealistic these "news" sound, while they keep feeding us with endless talking and "sources" as evidence. Oh, those sources... The saddest thing is that most people believe the so-called "news" and even talk thoughtless about it. Now I remembered (a small parenthesis here, sorry) when Orlando dyed his hair blond for "Smart Chase", a Chinese movie which wil be released this year. Most of the comments were talking about how out of mind he is and how early his "mid-life crisis" occured and shit like that. They did not even think "Oh wait, he might have actually dyed his hair for a role". So unecessarily bitter and ignorant. Not a good combination.

Anyway, after all this talking I am going to post some photos of him and Perry to end the presentation of this circus.


His bracelet hehehe, and yeah, straight at the camera to see if they are catching the lovely time...

The article stated that they were "enjoying an evening together in Disneyland." Yeah, enjoying it, sure. Together, totally! You can clearly see how close they are and the TRUE LOVE spilling! Orlando looking plain disinterested as usual and talking on phone while he is like 5 metres away from her. Yeah, true love I say. Disneyland... so romantic. I guess he keeps poetry, good food and wine for someone else. Someone he loves on the contrary.


The same thing, I would be repeating myself if I commented on it. It speaks for itself anyway.

The conclusion is, I don't see anything sincere with either 3 of his relationships, in all honestly and in my humble opinion. They all started so out of the blue, so unbelievably. And I don't see the reason why Orlando would fall in love with them all.

I am not going to post pictures of Viggo and Orlando together to point out the difference, it will be pointless since it is crystal clear and without doubt.

As for Viggo's girlfriend, I do not know. I see her more of a companion rather than a romantic partner anyway. I cannot imagine Viggo stop loving Orlando and being the only one for him, the only one he truly needs and wants, the one who inspires him, as the same goes with Orlando, of course. The only ones for them are each other themselves, period. Hollywood necessities (games) and consequences of fame, as well as society norms, the fear of loss and narrow mindedness get in their way. As Orlando himself said. "Hollywood is like a warm bath. It's so easy. You just fall asleep. But when you wake up, you're freezing." Sums it up perfectly for me. I do believe that they go through these hardships and problems together, always. Because nothing can stop it, their love. Neither Hollywood, neither society, neither anyone. Sure they probably have arguments like every (healthy) couple, but, nah, that's nothing. It is not a perfect love, not an easy love, but definitely a persistent, powerful and endless love. They have lasted for 18 freaking years. So far. Nothing tells me that they won't continue until death does them part.

I am sorry for this gigantic post, something had to be let out, it seems. Opinions, similar or not, are always welcome.

Comments

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

It also seems like the woman is initiating the embrace rather than it being mutual. Very few of the pics show him to initiate any closeness, let alone being, well, 'dominant'. He's very... passive. (He reminds me of a cat, tbh. And I mean that in a good way -- it just came out awkward. Sorry.)

[legorli.livejournal.com]

Yes, of course. It is pretty clear that he is unresponsive to those touches. He actually wants to get away from them. Passive, elusive. As if he just forbears it. And even when he touches, the touches are either awkward or superficial, careless, just there. No feeling, no anything. Hehe, a cat is a nice way to describe him here. :) And why are you sorry? No need for that at all!

[legendarybritin.livejournal.com]

I am wondering how I missed this post of yours! I know we've talked about this subject a lot but this really drives it home for me about Orlando and his "dates". Thanks for sharing this!!

[legorli.livejournal.com]

Hehe, shit happens. :) Thank you!! I am glad you liked it. i remember spending MUCH time on it.